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Breathing heavily.
Walking back to the beach chair.
she's watching him run while laying on a beach chair .
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“I mean I’m there defense there was nothing they could be able to do, if they sent an entire army with up to date weapons they still would’ve lost.”
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"You just. . . left the prison? That seems like careless security. My realm would never. If someone attempted to kidnap 𝘮𝘦, I'd see to their end with my own blade."
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“Yes ma’am.”
Driving out his last few set of push ups before returning back to his feet, feeling the burning of his arms.
“So how are you doing Empress? Did you miss me?” Small smile.
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From her spot perched on his back she could allow herself an unseen smile ( had he been able to see her face, she'd have given a practiced roll of her eyes ).
"I was 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 to be helpful. But fine, hurry then —— it's getting dull waiting."
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“Illustrate to me how you can repair something in pieces and mostly burnt.”
" Tch! man! Stop bitching about it!
Told ya we could repair it or get a new one!"
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“What’d you get from breaking my DS?”
" I... What!? What the hell I get from that!?"
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“You tryna upset me it seems.”
" watch yo tone Bud!"
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“You again!”
"Don't get in trouble..."
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“You were warned throughly those hands better be sufficient.”
"You come anywhere near my butt, and I'm throwing you to Arkansas. First and only warning."
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“Alright come here.”
"You can't just do what you want cause you're upset."
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That’s it come on.
But like...
You threatened with a good time-
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“Don’t upset me.”
"Stop sexually threatening people!"
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Don’t you do it.
....
Okay but hear me out-
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Laughing with her at his joke.
Sitting back on his hands and looking over her, prefers that a beautiful woman broke into his house instead of a guy wanting to fight.
“You must really like your job don’t you?”
Tilting his head.
So I always take it upon myself to get into trouble if I think it has anything to do with it."
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It’s just a thought.
Only a bit of jealously he’s content with the family he has.
Smiling back.
“Yeah I am too, then that means you would’ve have to kill me right?”
Break into his home with a loaded gun," she jokes in response to his last remark, chuckling as she rolls her eyes.
"Let's just say that I'm relieved you didn't turn out to be another creepy bio-organic weapon on the loose."
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You blasted it apart?
maybe somebody knows how to repair this!
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