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Dennis Farrell @DennisFarrell

Something Awful writer developing my first game, a narrative comedy called Harm Other

Joined February 2010
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Dennis Farrell@DennisFarrell
26 Apr 2017
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message
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The lack of a "No insurrectionists allowed to run for president" provision is some amateur hour shit. Day one patch at the very latest, along with "Constitution can't be rolled up and used to swat bison to death". This isn't a functioning system for adults with brains
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If an Alien facehugger was on the loose I would walk around with the classic Three Stooges eyepoke-block hand deployed, but in front of my mouth
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Gluing this over the last page of every book in the library. Even the encyclopedias
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Some people like to put jam on bread. I find that the jar smooshes the loaf. Better to store it on a shelf.
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V/H/S/ Beyond is a good time, maybe the most consistent entry so far. The skydiving segment was a standout. Distinctive concept, setting, and vibe made that one feel like anything might happen from one moment to the next
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Lying to myself every time I microwave a bowl of oatmeal
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Mechanical L R mouse button switches kept going bad within a year, so I bought one with optical switches. Turns out the side buttons mapped to back forward in my web browser use mechanical switches. And guess what just started happening
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If a PC game looked like this you knew the controls and overall quality were inversely proportional to the radness
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When I turned 10 my aunt let me choose 1 item of any value from Toys R Us. This was so overwhelming that right as we walked into the entrance I projectile barfed for the first and only time in my life
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If Catwoman and Two-Face team up they should call themselves Scratch & Dent
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Castle Goofstein? Why yes I have been there, in id Software's first fps
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I need to reach Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, or Sam Raimi. Nothing weird. I simply want to confirm that the Spider-Man lunch tray catch (which I just found out was practical, not cgi) took 150 takes. As you can see, nothing weird!
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We all know the the pristine top layer of peanut butter is the best part. I propose all jars should be one inch tall and six feet in diameter.
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A cheap MiSTer FPGA would be great, but hold off on that terribly named MiSTer Pi. It's tossing out errors that don't exist on genuine boards and appears to be off-spec.
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Josh Sawyer@jesawyer
18 Jul 2016
more like siGOURDney weaver am i right
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I can confirm this is the American style. I'm sitting in one now, eating a cow cluster burger and speaking too loudly in ten voices at once about my favorite baseball team, the Rat Kings
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Porsche just became the horniest car manufacturer by patenting a new type of engine that contains an "annulus", "three stroke sequences", and "two tops and two bottoms" roadandtrack.com/news/a62258…

Porsche Has Dreamed Up a 6-Stroke Engine, Patent Documents Reveal

Whether it reaches production, however ... only time will tell.

roadandtrack.com
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If that's a Lord of the Rings book on tape, we're looking at the guitar Led Zeppelin wrote all their music on
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Give this to me and I will immediately slap it down on a glass tv stand
Obsolete Sony
@ObsoleteSony
6 Jun 2024
The biggest Sony Trinitron ever, the 440-pound, 43-inch KV-45ED1, next to a 27-inch model.
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