OMG THIS IS MY ALT ACCOUNT!!1! OH CHRIST OH GOD ITS TOO EPIC THE EPICNESS IS MELTING MY GOSH DARNED FACE OFF I FEEL THE FLESH PEELING SO SLOWLY AWAY FROM THE RE

Joined May 2021
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Outstanding work from twitter HQ, giving my account the offical tag because I'm using @DeptDefence which is remarkably funny stuff
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Piss piss piss piss piss poop piss pissy pooppie piop
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I have had to tru. Off notificsitons cor thsi account the handle is just too popular
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thEY FUCKING CHANGED WESTLAW THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT AND NOW I HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT AGAIN AND THIS IS LITERALLY THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT WHY THEY"RE NOT MENAT TO ITS A LAW REFERENCE THESE THINGS NEVER CHANGE WHY DID IT CHANGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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This account kinda sucks it gets so much attention because its the old dod @ may have to retire account
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SUE MORRIS!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha great tweet!
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Omg thanks!!!
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Also yes this is assignment procrastination but now i can not clutter my main
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boom excellent alt account tweet
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Realised its high time to make an alt account and continue the twitter memery into meemness !!!1! HELLO ALT ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS
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Gosh i love space
All readings nominal for Part II of ‘Kubbadang: Imagining Future Space Operations’ 🇦🇺🚀✨ How should #yourADF structure its future space forces. How could @DeptDefence securely outsource on-orbit servicing? #UsefulFiction #ChallengetheAccepted groundedcuriosity.com/kubbad…
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Securitisation in a time of increasing uncertainty across the region’s community is an essential underlying step to global prosperity that can be achieved through constructive dialogue & defence development partnerships #defence #globaldevelopmemt #summit
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The dog is our new boss
Hello Australia! 🐾🇦🇺 Dad thought it’d be a furry good idea to get me a Twitter account so here I am! 💞 Woof! 🐾
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now that I have the deptdefence handle, what should I do with it?
40% Make a parody DOD account
10% Actually make deadfishSMP
10% Hold an "Ideation" sesh
40% Sell the handle to govt
10 votes • Final results
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hello I am now deptdefence on twitter this is very epic I must say! (because I am adept at defence in minecraft)
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it has nothing to do with the department of defence changing their twitter handle i swear pinky promise
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