Hokie sports enjoyer🦃 | Clinically depressed Yankees fan | Coors Light lover | little league sportsmanship award recipient
Joined September 2017
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Graduating in less than two weeks and my roommate just said he’s gotta try out the stove for the first time before we leave
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Didn’t get any tail again this weekend. Gotta bring out old reliable to close out this Sunday night #righthand
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Buddy just told me he’s been doing insane things for some butt recently like engaging in conversations
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It’s no longer bloods and crips, it’s spurs and Knicks fan
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Boys found girls they know and are leaving me in the dust. Prob gonna stand in the corner and look like a fucking retard
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Hometown boys have discovered this account and one of them recognized my top tweet. Feels good to know I made my mark in the game
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Second time in two months some guy took a deep look at my dick while I was pissing at the urinal
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How to get pants that fit but don’t squeeze the shit out of your balls
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Grandpa is 91 years old, can barely walk, and is still asking me to help him get the ladder out so he can clean the gutters that are 20 ft up. What a fucking tank
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My buddy spent 10 minutes trying to explain why ordering all this food is justified #chud
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That’s a Mac and cheese bacon burger btw. Double patty
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter retweeted
I wrote down all 332 accounts that are following me (some of y’all were given awards congrats)
You will be immortalized on my beev wall forever #burnerverse
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You know how much of a disgrace your foid account must be for me to block you
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I don’t even know wtf I’m doing at work. I just be clicking my mouse around
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I desperately need to start playing Minecraft again
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No fucking way I just lost cornhole to the other intens
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