Pokemon Master, professional Malarchy-Detector, humiliator of woke ideals, history expert.
Joined April 2011
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May 18
@PokemonGoApp @MichaelSteranka @scopely HOW the crap are you guys still forgetting to turn on shinies for events?! This is incompetence and it’s happened for YEARS. I didn’t even get my shiny varoom makeup even though I hatched some on the steeled resolve day. Do your dang jobs
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May 5
@Jon_Favreau @dave_filoni @Lucasfilm how stupid do you think your fans are? You invite shill influencers like starwars explained and shun the actual good YouTubers. We see what you’re doing, and screw you guys. Hope Starwars Theory got an invite.
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Apr 22
@Jon_Favreau @dave_filoni you guys need to de-canonize the sequel trilogy. Whatever you guys do will always lead to the hateful product of Marxists and feminists that exposed Luke Skywalker and made all our heroes lame.
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Apr 22
I dunno why it says “exposed” I meant to write “ruined”. That was the goal.
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Feb 20
@NianticHelp @scopely @PokemonGoApp @MichaelSteranka @pokeAK101 the only time a game adds multiple levels of currency is to obfuscate and confuse the customer and attempt to trick children into paying more real currency. Link charges? Get outta here
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Feb 20
@SmashJT if you want low hanging fruit you can cover how Pokemon go is adding like..it’s 6th in game currency now. Raid passes, remote raid passes, Gigantamax particles, link charges, all bought with poke coins that are super limited.
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Feb 13
@Asmongold I can summarize the way you described your principles tonight: You’re a pragmatist who thinks power is the highest value because it’s effective at getting what you want. You are temporarily right from an earthly perspective…but your eternity is screwed unfortunately.
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Feb 13
@Asmongold The Bible even calls Christians foolish idiots IF Jesus didn’t raise from the dead. So you are right…until you’re not. Make your pragmatism extend into eternity, otherwise you are just a shortsighted fool. Study Jesus!
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9 Dec 2025
@Pokemon @AustinJohnPlays @HDvee @NintendoAmerica @GAMEFREAK_info @soulsilverart can we all just take a second to realize how much Pokemon hates its own fans to have not released mega flygon at all including in dlc? They actively spit on fans requests.
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26 Sep 2025
Day 3 of #StopThePokemonCompanyInternational
@Pokemon, #株式会社ポケモン ,#KabushikiGaishaPokemon
Found the Chief Legal Officer of The Pokemon Company International and surprise surprise, she's an activist, litigation crazy boba liberal with ties to the DEI industrial complex
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14 Sep 2025
Now, more than ever, it is important for conservatives to show up on college campuses and make their voices heard.
That’s why I’m excited to speak to the Nevada Youth Coalition at UNLV tomorrow. I hope you can join.
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1 Aug 2025
@pokeAK101 I wouldn’t even ask for anything decent, I’d be happy to gift it to you, would be cool. I can trade you at any coordinates you choose. Sry I would message you I’m just to cheap to upgrade to premium lol
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6 Apr 2023
@ @buildabear me and many others will take our business elsewhere permanently after this drag queen bear.
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19 May 2022
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason
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18 May 2022
All the “experts” pontificating about when the next recession will begin because equities are declining due to interest rates normalizing is amusing
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30 Apr 2022
We could say they spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money
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