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Derro @Derro_SA

Recovering banker dabbling in finance, startups and bad puns. Founder of @crayon_za and @thebookwewrote. Of course a RT is an endorsement.

Joined March 2009
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Derro@Derro_SA
9 Apr 2022
Hear me out… An Afrikaans clothing store focused solely on providing bespoke pant… Exclusive Broeks👖
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Derro@Derro_SA
12 Jun 2025
So the question is not “2B or not 2B?” It’s 11A.
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Derro@Derro_SA
8 May 2025
This pope knows.
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Derro@Derro_SA
3 Dec 2024
#Jaguar Turning transmission into a trans-mission since 2024.
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Derro@Derro_SA
1 Dec 2024
Every weekend it’s amateur hour from the FIA… heads should roll. Absolutely clueless. #F1 #QatarGP
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Derro@Derro_SA
1 Dec 2024
Norris gets a 10s penalty that has to be served through the pits, Russel gets a 5s penalty that just gets added to the time after the fact. Make it make sense.
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Derro@Derro_SA
24 Oct 2024
Siya just got the hashtag wrong 🤷‍♂️ #chasingthefun
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Derro@Derro_SA
28 Sep 2024
Second week in a row the ref stops the game for an injury when we have a 2-on-1 overlap.
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Derro@Derro_SA
26 Jun 2024
Helen Zille one week into the GNU

ALT Its Been A Long Time Waiting GIF
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Derro@Derro_SA
14 Jun 2024
Highlight from Parliament today… Cyril gets elected president. ANC members break out in song. EFF guy chimes in: “Where’s the song from the DA? Where’s the song from the DA? Hier kom die bokke, hier kom die bokke!” 😂
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Derro@Derro_SA
3 Jun 2024
More like Throwshara 🤔 #SAvsSL
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Derro@Derro_SA
17 May 2024
To be fair, he did shoot 67 🤷‍♂️
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17 May 2024
Scottie Scheffler's mugshot from Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections.
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Derro@Derro_SA
27 Nov 2023
The number of people sharing an opinion online about hummus, is the exact reason why not everyone should have an opinion on everything.
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Derro@Derro_SA
16 Nov 2023
Can this now finally end the debate re Bavuma?!
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Derro@Derro_SA
27 Oct 2023
Takes car in for service. Gets 4 follow-up research survey calls about said service 🙄
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Derro@Derro_SA
21 Oct 2023
U oK?
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Derro@Derro_SA
17 Oct 2023
Just me or is joining a Teams call via the browser option near impossible? Every time, it's at least a 5-minute struggle.
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Derro@Derro_SA
14 Oct 2023
Wails. #RWC2023
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Derro@Derro_SA
4 Oct 2023
Similar to @Spotify Wrapped, imagine if @CheckersSA did a year in review Wrapped of your @Sixty60_Tweets orders highlighting your top 20 recurring products bought on the app 😅
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Derro@Derro_SA
24 Sep 2023
Hear me out… my first choice backline: 9 - Cobus 10 - Manie 12 - Pollard 13 - Esterhuizen 14 - Moodie 11 - Kolbie 15 - Willemse Dominate them with strong runners in the middle, flair at flyhalf, on the outside and at the back. Willie and Grant Williams on the bench.
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Derro@Derro_SA
23 Sep 2023
No guys, this ref is missing this game.
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