Graphic Design with a joyfully sarcastic point of view.
Joined December 2013
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14 May 2019
“Every time I post a link to a page I haven’t published yet it says the link is missing!”
“…repeat that back to yourself. Slowly.”
#clientprobs #designprobs #design #webdesign #ux
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9 May 2019
You know what's better than one client sub-product manager disliking your sitemap and giving you one they made?
TWO sub-product managers disliking your sitemap and giving you one they made! This one took off the other department's content. #clientprobs #webdesign #designprobs #ux
8 May 2019
“Never use Lorem Ipsum for wireframes. It’s lazy design.”
Okay, so I’m lazy but the past-deadline copywriter isn't? #givemecopyorgivemedeath #webdesign #design
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7 May 2019
"The design is done when the problem goes away."—Jason Fried
I’m pretty sure by "problem" he means "client" #design #graphicdesign #designprobs #clientprobs
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7 May 2019
*client sub-product manager while going over new site nav*
“I don’t like this. Just give me your files and I’ll rearrange it.”
…Um, no?
#uxdesign #webdesign #ux #contentstrategy #clientprobs
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6 May 2019
Clients who think they can do your job better than you. And then try to. #clientprobs #uxdesign #Webdesign
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6 May 2019
"We can't use tabbed navigation. No one will be able to tell they're on a different website from other sites."
My confused life makes sense now. All of my problems stem from thinking all tabbed/mega menued sites are the SAME WEBSITE! #clientprobs #webdesign #uxdesign
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25 Apr 2019
"I want you to write code that will prevent users from bookmarking our website."
"What?"
"And I want it to remove the bookmarks of everyone who previously bookmarked our site."
"So... You want us to code you a virus?" #clientprobs #webdesign
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3 Dec 2018
"This page is only half in Spanish. This inconsistency is unacceptable, replace all remaining English with Spanish!"
"...That's not Spanish, that's Lorem Ipsum. It's Latin."
#agencylife #Webdesign #clientprobs
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29 Nov 2018
The client moved up the web launch date.
And didn't tell us.
We found out on social media. #agencylife #Webdesign @clientsfh
29 Oct 2018
When since January the timeline was for site launch in November and the Dev team casually tells you it's scheduled to launch in February and they just started development in October. #webdesign #agencylife #thinkcalmthoughts
9 Oct 2018
Dev last week: "Can we take the social share off this quote until post-launch?"
Dev this week: "Since you said we could take the share functionality off the entire site until post-launch..."
#lostintranslation #agencylife #webdesign
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2 Oct 2018
Hey. Hey. You forgot to post the new logo. #designprobs #logodesign
2 Oct 2018
New #Logo for Smithsonian Institution by Fisk Studio depot.ly/Ytzm30m3LSQ
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28 Sep 2018
Wait. That's not how it works?
Who's gonna tell my boss? #design #designprobs
27 Sep 2018
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30 Aug 2018
#UXDesign: Where "Let's user test Mark because he thinks differently" means "Let's use test Mark because he couldn't think his way out of a paper bag." #agencylife
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24 Aug 2018
Wow, great name change, Library Library of Congress!
Really drives home that whole, what is it, “Library” concept.
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23 Aug 2018
"Make sure to use #Pantone colors on the website. Yes, we mean Pantone, not hex." #design #webdesign #clientprobs
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23 Aug 2018
"The image was blurry so I uploaded it at 300dpi and now it's not loading."
*checks image. It's 17,624px x 12,256px.*
#webdesign #designprobs #clientprobs #design #agencylife
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23 Aug 2018
No wait, she's smiling too much. Time for v7.
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22 Aug 2018
"We're different from your other clients. We've worked with other #design agencies before so we like things done our way."
Oh honey. Who do you think we are, your nephew at design school? #ohnohedidt #agencylife
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