Email Marketer. Mom. Technology Geek. Apple Fan-Girl.

Joined March 2009
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Let’s get this straight…Not all @CocaCola tastes the same! 1 - @McDonalds Coke 2 - All other fountain Cokes 3 - Can 4 - Glass bottle 5 - Bottle
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Me trying to watch @Lost_on_ABC on @hulu while it is down. #WhatDoIDoNow?

ALT Lost What GIF

Should we revive this thing? #itsbeenaminute
Yay for long weekends that jack up my whole sleep schedule!

ALT tired princess and the frog GIF

Come now @hulu, I feel personally attacked. Don’t be @netflix. #yesimhere #QuarantineLife #whocaresifinap
So much for a flexible cancellation due to #COVID...I’m going on my 5th call since 5/29 with @United and STILL don’t have my refund. #neverflyingunitedagain
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I’m a #Samoa and #smores girl myself 🍪 😋
Which cookies do you wish you were stuck at home with?! Don't see your favorite listed?? sound off below...🍪🍪🍪Want those cookies sent to your doorstep? Just like the post and select or comment your cookie of choice and we will select a winner on 5/8. #giveaway #giveaways
Super fun: burping during a meeting and not even realizing it
I have found the ultimate in parent lies. I must admit...I’ve said something like this #onceortwice
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Me creeping on Facebook - go to open a profile pic but accidentally watch story 🤦🏻‍♀️
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“It’s my dream Deborah!”
Amanda Farris retweeted
24 Sep 2019
“as per my previous email” - weirdly formal - passive aggressive - might not get a reply “if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff” - shows a passion for biology - informal, first name terms - even better if their name isn’t Geoff
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Uncertainty is like gasoline for anxiety while you’re holding a match.
EMP: It wouldn’t be a party without jets!
Lively debate about the #OxfordComma with people who still double space after a period.
Staying at @TulsasCasino tonight and the person in the next room is sleeping with the tv on...LOUD. Why 😫
Getting excited for @WizardWorld this Saturday so I can hug #JasonMomoa and there will be photographic evidence! #STOKED
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Thank you @emfluence for the reusable straw! #emflconf
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FYI - remove the cleaner before using 😂 #emflConf @emfluence @TensionCorp
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Amanda Farris retweeted
23 Aug 2019
Shout out to @TensionCorp for those!
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