Things we said to clients this week, free of charge:
- 'No, you don't need to rewrite it.'
- 'The AI didn't write bad code because AI is bad. It wrote bad code because nobody told it what good looks like.'
- 'That 2009 stored procedure is doing more work than half your microservices.'
- 'Yes, the UI looks dated. No, that's not why it's slow.'
- 'A staging environment is cheaper than an apology email.'
Consulting wisdom is mostly just saying the unglamorous thing out loud.
Have a good weekend. Don't deploy anything you can't roll back.