3 years ago (edited)
@Anomicx
"Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses."
"Ok, thanks Dad."
"No problem RESIDENT EVIL 7 Music 📷 Save Room 10 HOURS (Relaxing Gaming Music | RE 7 Soundtrack | OST)."
Buying an enterprise grade PDU for my homelab was a very useful learning experience. I learned all about 30 amp circuits and that most houses have almost entirely 15 amp circuits! #homelab#DevOps#networking#dang#haveAnExtraPDU
An app stealing focus once during startup is infuriating. Teams just stole focus five times during (accidental) startup. Unacceptable. #Microsoft#softwaregore#design#devops
Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster
git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”
The next frontier of online shopping will be hyperlocal fulfillment centers with self-service, same-day purchase and pickup, and custom inventory management and pricing strategies. #stores#reinventthewheel#dejavu#technology#TheFutureIsNow
To throw one more fallacy on the bonfire: CI is not the practice of running a building test server. It is the behavior of developers sharing all their code changes frequently, at LEAST once a day.
The non-tech people in our group are sometimes overwhelmed by the tech side but I don't get it. It's simple. Just use IPMI over UDP to talk to the BMC and update the BIOS. Then just PXEboot into ESXi and create your VMs. Done. #DevOps#homelab#networking#VMware#acronyms
Even working with them constantly, at the end of the day computers still feel like magic. If tomorrow all motherboards cost $1MM, I would probably still think, "yeah, seems about right." #DevOps#programming
#DevOps is many things. Sometimes it is: querying for old jobs in the prod db, cleaning them out, then re-running the query but forgetting it has a filter on it, and having a brief heart attack thinking jobs.count(): 0 is all jobs.
I hate to brag but one time in a meeting I made a pun involving btrfs ("butter fs") and our principal data center architect was super impressed that I had heard of it. #DevOps#programminghumor