Shorties really be trying to put on a Bape tee to sit in the house. If you don’t put on that bum ass shirt from the Knicks I got for free.
Girl: (sends sexy pic of her in my clothes) Hi Zaddy
Me: “yo, don’t get nothing on my shirt! Why you wearing that shirt out of all of the shirts? Thats not a house shirt. Deadass, take my shit off.”