Arizona Sports masochist by birth, Packers fanatic by blood. Força Barça. If Brian Windhorst has no haters on Earth then I have died, avenge me.
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We doomed.
Jun 16
I don’t see much downside in the Cardinals taking Brendan Sorsby in the supplemental draft. He showed some immaturity by gambling but it’s not like he got arrested for violence.
Much more intriguing prospect than Carson Beck.
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Jun 16
ICYMI, Texas Tech folds when confronted with Big 12’s federal court lawsuit.
BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports.
Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026.
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Jun 14
“Turn the AC down, Freddy is cold”
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Jun 13
They should put a goldfish in here and then imbed it into a 1/1 Topps card
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No way you just put them on the same graphic 😭😭😭😭
Jun 13
Sebastian and Gregg Berhalter become just the second father-son duo to represent the USMNT at a FIFA World Cup 🇺🇸👏
A special moment for the Berhalter family ❤️
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Will Hammond watching Texas Tech start an interstate political war rather than let him sling it
Jun 12
NEWS: The Oklahoma Attorney General's office issued a rebuttal letter to the Texas AG's office's letter to the Big 12. Oklahoma AG Gentner Drummond says that the idea that Big 12 may not sanction its members is “facially absurd” and says Texas Tech’s actions have “constituted a shameful chapter in the story of college football.” Per me and @max_olson.
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Jun 12
Kien Vu with an absolutely electric straight steal of home for the win.
Putting the rarity of this into perspective, the last unassisted straight steal of home in Major League Baseball happened on August 22, 1982 when Glenn Brummer stole home to give the St. Louis Cardinals a 12 inning win over the San Francisco Giants.
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Jun 11
BREAKING: Landon Hairston, a Golden Spikes Finalist and National Player of the Year by Baseball America, just announced on MLB Network that he will return to Arizona State for his junior season.
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Jun 10
These two things came out on the same day. Jeff Kessler was Brendan Sorsby's attorney. What a joke.
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The Brendan Sorsby saga is the ultimate long shot that somehow hit.
A staggering parlay of bad decisions but rather than folding, he doubled down, checked into rehab, and bet on himself in a Lubbock courtroom.
Sorsby pushed through the chalk, beat the closing line, and now gets his last ride at Texas Tech the ultimate backdoor cover against the most powerful governing body in college athletics.
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Ben Dover, and he could kick your ass
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Jun 9
I cheated on my fiancée. The girl was a 10/10 so I had to. When my fiancée caught me, I confessed to her that I am addicted to sleeping with really hot women.
She was going to call off the wedding, but fortunately a judge stepped in and the wedding is back on
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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Jun 8
Went all around the country, no better place than @ASU. TEMPE is HOME! 10000% COMMITTED to @ASUFootball! I am very excited about the next step in my journey. I feel so blessed and honored for all that believed in me, gave me the opportunities and attention during my Recruiting time. Thank you to all that have helped get me developed to this point. #GoDevils #ForksUp #ActivateTheValley #SunDevil4Life #LIFERS #HomeTownHero @ASU @KennyDillingham @CoachTuitele @TyBarret @CoachOmura @CoachTravisWard @Trent_Birch @mvp86hinesward @CoachMohns @ASTATE_8 @coacharroyo @JeremyPlattASU @VinceAmey @GrahamRossini @CoachDavidGibbs @Coach_Ghicks @bmcginnis22 @CannenSiegel @coachryanhansen @Joyce_H33 @JasonCvercko @lexiegodfrey13 @IWSunDevils @CoachBC_ @BWardDCoord @aguanos @CoachCoop84 @Coach_Diron @CoachNudo @coach_meat @_CoachDonald @omarfarmanASU @FautanuLeif @CoachBourguet @CoachOB_AZ @Coach_Joe28 @ChrisKarpman @TheSunDevils @SunDevilSource @PHNX_SunDevils #DevilsGotMotion
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Those segments of org =
Local radio blow hards
50 year old Glendaliens
Even after the NTC vested and absolutely no major publications ran with it these people still try pushing these rumors
Jun 7
Ketel Marte “continues to frustrate segments of the organization” by choosing to take days off, like sitting while Shohei Ohtani pitched against Arizona, per @BNightengale.
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I should write about Corbin Carroll missing 3 games and is destroying the clubhouse.
Hear how that sounds? Does it not sound crazy?!
Absolutely enraged that this is what baseball media has come to. Finding reasons to complain where there's nothing to complain about
#Dbacks
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2 hours and they get the honor of going through TSA 😭😭😭
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Jun 4
Landon Hairston’s historic season, along with memorabilia from his record-breaking swing, is now commemorated in the ASU Sports Hall of Fame.
@DevilsDigest
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Jun 3
Historically accurate painting of the event:
Jun 3
Update: Per ESPN sources, all 16 Big 12 schools have now signed the CSC participation agreement.
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15 Apr 2011
The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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