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Just like Eddie Murphy taught you in the '80s.
Feb 11
Move to an impoverished Mexican village π²π½
Wake up to a Spicy Latina
Cooking you breakfast π₯
And calling you Papi
This is how you win at the Life π―
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Watch football π₯Ή
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1000% yes.
And I'm not saying be a hermit and have no visitors for years on end.
But after Thanksgiving when all my family and wise family leaves after being here for 16 to 20 days.
Yes I want nobody in my house I want to be in the pool alone.
No noise, no people, no drama
Does anyone actually enjoy a whole day at home with no visitors & no plans?
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This is why I know I'll never fit in any group.
I'll never buy the game, but I'm not boycotting it for any stupid ass reason first off she's too fine the boycott fuck all the bullshit.
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Morena da capa de GTA VI > Loira da capa de GTA V
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The Fresno County Board of Supervisors approved a resolution to declare the month of June as Traditional Nuclear Family Month on Tuesday. In part of the resolution, it says "the traditional nuclear family, consisting of one husband, one wife, and any biological, adopted, or fostered children... is under attack." abc7news.com/post/fresno-couβ¦
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Oh we already there I stopped watching baseball until they bring back steroids because shit's boring as fuck
I stopped watching baseball until MLB stops pandering. Honestly I donβt miss it.
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If USA beats you in the World Cup
That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup
New rule I just made up
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Holy shit I haven't seen this bitch since my childhood
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π¨ WATCH: The King confirms the Government will βproceed with the introduction of Digital IDβ
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What happened to all these fake ass environmental clown shoes?
Elon Musk made a trillion dollars and now everybody said fuck the environment.
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They are putting DATA CENTERS in the ocean now.
Panthalassa, a startup from Portland, just raised $140 MILLION.
what they do: build floating platforms that sit out at sea and run AI. no power grid needed. the ocean waves make all the electricity. the seawater keeps the chips cool.
How it works: big floating balls bob up and down with the waves. that motion makes power. the power runs the AI chips inside.
backed by PETER THIEL. company now worth almost $1 BILLION.
land is running out of room and power for AI. so the next move is simple. go to the sea.
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Department of education strikes again
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Times were good and I can still smell that oil today
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IMO some people believe this because they have never experienced wealthy summer.
When it's 113Β° in Sacramento and you have no AC no pool or a boat to get in the lake.
That shit sucks
When you buy your first home with Central Heating and Air you build a pool summers are sexy
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Learn your history dumb fucks
In 1913 when we passed the original tax bill only the top 1% to 3% were taxed, now everybody is taxed.
Learn your history cuz you dumb fucks her about to repeat it.
California billionaires tax qualifies for ballot, setting up costly fight dlvr.it/TT5THx
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I believe the 49ers will be in the NFC title game this year, against either the Rams or Seahawks.
Iβll believe that all season long until itβs mathematically impossible.
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I'm so old I can remember when people treated being on welfare as an
embarrassing secret.
Not a life goal!
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No but it wouldn't be very bright.
If any remnants of bleach is left in the washer machine it's going to fuck up your dark clothing.
Darks - lights - whites
Cold - Warm - Hot
But you seen the clothes people wear these days they have no idea of separation
If you select the white clothes to wash before the black ones is that being a racist?
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Even after 20 years of marriage I could tell people exactly what we did and you're going to prejudge it you're not going to want to do it because at the end of the day you have to understand that you are not one person you are now two people.
Compromise see you don't want it
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I can see how orcs running through countryside destroying land burning villages would make people not want to allow Invaders In.
Some people will translate Invaders to immigrants
Actually the BLM the bureau of Land Management "we will kill you for your land ask the Indians"
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SanDisk and Micro up 17% combine and they talking about the dumbass fucking people holding the SpaceX bag.
Don't worry dummies we'll see you at 100$
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