Joined August 2009
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Devin retweeted
No Kings Protests and voting for milquetoast democrats is cute and all, but a dozen warehouse fires and gunshots into a billionaire’s home has Sam Altman calling for UBI, 4 day work weeks, and universal healthcare.
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Leg muscles lookin good. 👀
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Bizarro Cannibal Corpse “I Bleed Cum”
Seen after a blood test. What is the likely cause?
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The American People: Hey can you guys stop raping children and protecting pedophiles? The White House: don’t you just HATE these damn liberal cars that turn off when you stop at a red light? That’s how they work, right?
Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁 Auto start-stop is officially dead.
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Devin retweeted
Nürnberg crushed. Köln, it’s your turn. 📸: Stu McDonald
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I edited out the clothes and hangers on the floor. Don’t come for me.
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Tim Cook is getting Luigi’d if autocorrect doesn’t stop changing “omw” to “On my way!” the second I hit send.
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Once a year I get ridiculed by @DevinShidaker for listening to his band
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18 Nov 2024
Holy fuck
i see my dead dad
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Devin retweeted
me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster
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12 Oct 2024
Amazon should hire customer support crisis counselors because talking to these people makes me want to k*ll myself
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6 Oct 2024
“Sir, get down!”
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Devin retweeted
BREAKING: Moo Deng has been tragically beaten to death by some neighborhood kids with hammers
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11 Sep 2024
“Darth Vader”
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10 Sep 2024
I’ve recently given birth to David Grohl’s Bastard Child™️
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Devin retweeted
Thinking about how my daughter was born the day we signed Devonte Adams and as I was minutes away from giving birth, @DevinShidaker informed me of that information. I proceeded to post about that on my IG stories BEFORE posting that I gave birth to my child 😂 #RaiderNation
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3 Sep 2024
That dumbass egg boy shouldn’t have been sitting up there
“Has Humpty Dumpty always been an egg?” -@DevinShidaker Having new revelations after having a child.
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