Ulster Loyalists be like: Yeah our top guy, a faggot on a bicycle who killed people in his sleep.
Irish Republicans be like: This is our top guy and he lasted a month and half in prison eating nothing, he is memorialised around the world as an Anti Imperialist Hero
Good luck to all bands & participants at the Robert Seymour memorial parade this evening.
Volunteer Robert ‘Squeak’ Seymour.
East Belfast - Ulster Volunteer Force.
Famed for sneaking into a house of an IRA commander, shooting him dead then cycling home to have his breakfast and go to work.