> be
$DOG
> launch with no VCs, no insiders, no presale
> start with Runestone in early 2024
> airdrop 112,383 NFTs to early Ordinals participants
> use a retroactive snapshot that can't be farmed
> give one Runestone per address so whales aren't favored
> debate the fairest distribution approach publicly for weeks
> keep the algorithm simple and fully transparent
> have independent devs reproduce and verify the results
> mine the largest block in Bitcoin's history
> send all Runestones directly on-chain with no claim fee
> become the largest Bitcoin airdrop ever
> flip BAYC within weeks
> turn a free airdrop into the second largest NFT collection in the world
> expand into
$DOG with memecoin airdrop to holders
> get fudded by haters who claim
$DOG can't secure a low Rune number
> execute the 5th highest fee transactions in Bitcoin history
> secure Rune #3 in a hypercompetitive on-chain fee auction
> distribute 100% of
$DOG supply with zero team allocation
> give 889,806
$DOG per Runestone
> fund the launch through community BTC donations
> execute a flawless on-chain airdrop days after the halving
> operate with no treasury, no marketing, no central team
> adopt CC0 license for maximum decentralization
> refuse to hire market makers or pay corrupt CEX listing fees
> spread organically through holders posting and building
> become first memecoin to touch $1B MCAP with no tier-1 CEX listings
> throw rooftop party in Vegas with 50 foot tall
$DOG inflatable
> gets bull posted by founder of WallStreetBets
> grow internationally with cult-like followings in Brazil and China
> get listed on Kraken despite fudders saying no tier-1 CEX will ever list
> host entire conference dedicated to
$DOG
> create thousands of
$DOG plushies
> launch
$DOG-Swap exchange operated by community
> become #1 most posted memecoin ticker on X
> evolve beyond a memecoin into a movement
> turn two years old this Friday