A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “I can’t serve you. You’ve had too much already.” The man sighs, leaves, walks around the corner, and comes back in through the side door. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks up and says, “I told you five minutes ago, I can’t serve you.” The man leaves again, walks around the block, and enters through the back door. He sits down and orders another drink. The bartender slams his hand on the counter. “I told you, you’re cut off! Get out!” The man stares at him and says, “Man… how many bars do you work at?”

Goal blue bols!!!!!

Irish commentator - "Hanley's a liability." True story

Can we put another line in Flower of Scotland about being a nation again unless we're asked to actually vote for it?

I wondered how long it would take for a United fan to blame Goodwin for dull footy in the world cup. Inside the 1st half of the 1st game 😂😂

BREAKING: FIFA president Gianni Infantino subject of criminal complaint from his former UEFA boss Michel Platini 🚨

I thought Celtic had appointed him?

Few songs captured the carefree optimism of mid 1990s Britain quite like “Staying Out For The Summer.” Originally released in 1994 and reworked the following year, the track became one of Dodgy’s most enduring anthems, helping establish their sunny, melodic place in the Britpop era.

Reo Hatate has informed Celtic of his desire to leave the club this summer. The 28-year-old midfielder is contracted until the summer of 2028. ✍️ Exclusive from @mcgowan_stephen 🔗heraldscotland.com/sport/261…

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Dozens of fans from the United Kingdom have had their permits to enter the United States changed from 'approved' to 'travel not authorized.' — @BBCSport

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Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

This is glorious. I’ve read it 3 times already and it was only published 71 minutes ago. Paul Howard: You’ll spend the rest of your life chasing the way your first World Cup made you feel irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/…

That's my favourite 😂😂😂

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Arriving at the height of alternative rock’s mainstream takeover, The Smashing Pumpkins brought “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” to The White Room in 1995 with the mix of distortion, frustration and ambition that defined the Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness era. Driven by the line “despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage,” the song became one of the band’s most recognisable tracks of the decade.

The funniest thing I've seen in YEARS 😂😂 x.com/Acyn/status/2062263339…

Remember when Tommy Robinson was calling for every single Polish to be deported? Now, he pretends that he loves them.

Are these the same people who sing "2 world wars and 1 world cup" at Germans? But now they want to be Nazis? #baffled