Looked up the forthcoming X Handle Marketplace, wondering if it was a decent way we could sell/swap our handles. Unfortunately, it's just for inactive handles (abandoned accounts) and we users can't benefit ourselves from it. Can't trade this handle to you like that I'm afraid.

Hello friends

I get that a lot of you seem to want this Twitter handle, but stop DMing me with awful offers for it. Heck, I declined an offer from a large telecoms company, I'm not exactly going to accept your "$50 and a Starbucks gift card" offer.

good grief

Psst, @Twitch - make a free global soap emote for awareness

What are you up to?

Hello beautiful people

Hello.

How's 2017 going for everyone so far?