What’s in a name? About 10 letters.
Joined May 2013
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25 Oct 2025
Hey @Chilis, your new queso is absolute garbage. Nobody asked to change the skillet queso. Cheep money saving move and absolutely makes me no longer crave.
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7 Oct 2024
A Muppet Ghostbusters would heal the world.
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4 Oct 2024
Until voting day becomes a national holiday, I refuse to believe the US really cares about a true democratic (in terms of democracy, not the party) result. Current system favors the rich, well employed, and retired.
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3 Oct 2024
This will endanger women dramatically. Shut it down.
1 Oct 2024
Smart glasses make it possible to unknowingly record people's faces and gather publicly available data like name, home address, phone number, relatives and more all automatically 💀
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17 Jul 2024
I need this, for the lord didn't bless me with an ass of my own. #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes
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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
ALT Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.
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19 Jun 2024
Mickey Morandini.
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3 Jun 2024
Oh Cool! The OToole's play Garten of Ban Ban Chapter One. Family gaming with my 4 year old. youtu.be/R9P8ww78to8?si=d45n… via @YouTube
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30 May 2024
The only thing funnier than going into a wrestling post and watching everyone freak out when you say wrestling is fake, is going into a wrestling post and watching everyone freak out when you pretend you think it's 100% real.
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29 May 2024
Yo @travelocity I just need to swap one letter in the email for a booking I made this morning... why is it impossible to get your help with this!?!?!?
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1 May 2024
Tonight’s game is delayed due to dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you behind home plate
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29 Apr 2024
Homeowners insurance, you have to have it, but you're not allowed to use it, or they'll drop you.
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23 Apr 2024
Oh, Cool! The O'Tooles play Rainbow Friends Chapter 2 (Night One) youtu.be/MTnzX4IW_G4?si=Mrdd… via @YouTube
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11 Apr 2024
Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead
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10 Apr 2024
Should've started at the deadline by trading Drum, instead holding onto him for dear life for one play-IN game and letting him walk for nothing.
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27 Mar 2024
One good thing about "Didn't Earn It", it's made it very obvious and easy to block the MAGA bots.
(PS, I don't block because I can't "take it", I block because more blocks drains twitter resources, and them bots have nothing but the same 3 words to say, anyways)
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26 Mar 2024
The definition of an Asshole is someone who believes that the rules ordinary people obey don't apply to them
26 Mar 2024
Kevin O'Leary said all rich people cheat on taxes in every City so why go after Donald Trump. The sense of entitlement with these billionaires is sickening. F that guy.
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