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Thank you lawdddd and saviorrrr…. Michelle Obama is a MAN 🗣️ 🗣️
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Just bombed a first round interview #goldfishmemory #nextplay
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5th year collegiate baseball stats:
.290 BA, 2 HR, 24 SO
#shrink
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Spurs looking like the 2026 UW-Whitewater team when regionals roll around.
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Couldn’t sleep last night so I thought of the silk soft indoor batting cage nets that Brandeis had. Slept like a baby after.
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My boy left this in my car after playing 18 yesterday. I think it’s time I rethink my friends.
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All eyes on the UChicago Roons now. Would love to buy 4 plain tickets for the “ROON” squad that pulled up to the WashU away game and caused the game to stop in awe.
Make the UAA proud #RollRoons
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All UAA burners to get on a zoom call, the UAA convention, and talk ball for 15-45 minutes. Hard to find stuff to do nowadays.
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Do you think pro players ever wonder how many hits they could get off UAA top pitching in 10 ABs?
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Brandeis UAA champions series of events:
WashU swept by Case
Chicago swept by NYU
Brandeis sweeps Emory
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Top 5 moments from the #battleoftheburners game week:
- Field with no outfield fence
- HS players hitting tee into the first base fence all game
- Keith Lee’s walk up song
- Using the softball scoreboard for our game (700 ft away)
- 5hr game @ night in rain #grit
HM: Oong Battle
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Just thought I’d make this public. The WashU vs. Brandeis #battleoftheburners game was played on a field with no outfield fence (chalk line). UAA never fails to disappoint.
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Emory Stories😱
Last year Emory sent us to the rec showers to clean up. A now graduated student (22yr) walked into the shower butt naked when a 7 year old Asian kid scurried out while taking a quick pause to gander at former players ballsack. Let us know who’s in the wrong ⬇️
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Little Asian Kid
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Butt Naked Former Player
14 votes • Final results
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UAA Bathroom Rankings ( a 🧵)
1) WashU (easily accessible, decent TP, air conditioned. Only downside is there is only two single restrooms. If full, you have to make a run down the left field line to use the port-a pod-dies)).
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6) Chicago (only a single port-a pod-die tucked in the corner behind the bleachers. Horrible bathroom experience. Worst TP in the game, typically cold in Chicago so ball go to the stomach on the can. Would recommend holding it in rather that live through hell)
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5) Brandeis (Have not participated in a game here. Based on the looks of the field, I doubt the bathroom is anything special)
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4) Case Western (Decent. Very stock ball park bathroom. Could use an upgrade in the toilet paper department)
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