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May 30
Get ready for an outdoor adventure. 🍂
With our third game drop of the year, we’re bringing you to the dappled forest! This rust-toned biome is full of beauty & mystery.
Get lost among the poplar trees & red shrubs, uncover the abandoned camp, and build with the poplar wood block set.
Keep your eyes peeled to test these new features later this year!
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Trust me guys, this update may look like boring dogshit, but it's buying time for Mojang to fix things behind the curtains!!
Sculk dimension next!! 🤩
May 30
AUTUMNAL FORESTS ("Dappled Forest") IS COMING TO MINECRAFT!
#Minecraft #MinecraftLIVE #MinecraftNews
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The prequels were bad movies. The reassessment has happened because the material that came out after it was even worse, so the standard of quality was lowered by the audience who now reinterprets the prequels through this lower standard.
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PIZZA WITH NOTHING!
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The holy trinity of "I'm just now realizing this show was always terrible"
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May 12
This is it.
Everything learned spending millions on longevity.
From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie.
To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews.
0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.
Bonus points if you get your blood checked.
Start here, it will change your life.
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Notice how he isn't being arrested for gooning to lolis
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Apr 19
les joueurs de tomodachi life quand les blagues et mots rigolos qu'ils ont mis dans le jeu s'affichent dans le jeu
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I'm crying man
Apr 16
BREAKING: The House just failed to pass a resolution to end Trump's war with Iran by one vote.
The count was 213-214.
Just one Democrat, Jared Golden, voted to let Trump keep waging the war.
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"she's walking around completely naked under that jacket."
No shit DUMBASS that's how clothes fucking work
It was always iffy to me that Diana looks nothing like a real kid her face seems to be modeled after an adult woman and has "no makeup" makeup on, her hair are perfect and long and she's walking around completely naked under that jacket.
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Hytale digging experience
stumbled upon a guy on Instagram and all he seemingly does is dig up his basement with the company of two pigeons
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YEAH SIMON KILL THAT BOY
Apr 9
🔥 MASIVAS NOTICIAS de Hytale
Los CREADORES del CREATE MOD han sido CONTRATADOS por el equipo para ayudarles en el diseño del juego para crear NUEVAS MECÁNICAS
Aclaran: "Create no va a migrar a Hytale. Nuestra función allí es mejorar primero el juego básico. Todavía queda trabajo fundamental por hacer antes de que se pueda siquiera plantearse algo como sistemas mecánicos animados. (Haré todo lo posible por convencerlos)."
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Percebam o que ela não terminou de pagar.
terminei… depois de 12 vezes
terminei finalmente de pagar o playstation
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