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Joined January 2024
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โ€œpirating mediaโ€?? ARRRG MATEY, THAT AINโ€™T PIRACY. COME BACK WHEN YEโ€™VE GOT A BED FULL OF CATALYTIC CONVERTERS.
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one time @specialkdelslay asked me which actresses were cute and I said the one that looks like she has borderline fetal alcohol syndrome. so then she goes "thats messed up blah blah" but the punchline is she knew exactly which one I was talking about.
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my gas station just got a macho man randy savage slim Jim stand. I gotta buy that off the homie when they are done with it to hold my office chomps
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i was thinking i should buy an abandoned factory and just have people play underground music and make it super cheap so the kids can afford it
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I declared bankruptcy at the gas pump today
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loop deez nutz
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I had a dream I was buying a sports bike from a methhead
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just saw a pristine black supra and then a pristine last gen prelude back to back
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when i owned the vape shop and i would get a wine mom customer and i would always ask for their ID. little pro tip for you guys, they love it because it implies you think they might be under 21.
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im the rick ruben of shit ass beats
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IM NOT BIG ON SOCIAL GRACES THINK ILL SLIP ON DOWN TO THE OASIS

ALT Cardano Lounge GIF

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I got 6 nobunga posts in a row, then one post from someone else, then 2 nobunga posts, then another person, then 3 more nobunga posts @nikitabier thank you for fixing the timeline ๐Ÿ™
USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain. I walked past an open garage today, and I finally understand Americans. The garage was packed to the ceiling. Boxes. A treadmill. Old chairs. Three bicycles hanging from hooks. Christmas lights in a plastic tub. No room for even one more thing. And the family car? Parked outside. In the driveway. Getting rained on. I stood there, deeply moved. In Japan, we put the car in the garage and the boxes in the house. Americans do the opposite. And now I see why. The garage is the treasure house. Inside it sleep the sacred relics: the bicycle the child outgrew, the chair no one sits in, the lights that shine one week a year. These must be protected at all costs. The car is not a treasure. The car is a warrior. So the car is given the highest honor a warrior can receive. It stands guard at the gate, in the storm, all night, so the treasures stay dry. The owner came out with his coffee. He saw me looking and shook his head. "Yeah, I really gotta clean out that garage," he said. Clean it out? I bowed to him. "You are a good man," I said. "Your car guards your home with its life." He looked at his car. He looked at me. He said, "...thanks?" He has never thought of it that way. But I could tell he liked it. So now every morning I walk past, and I bow to the car in the driveway. It has the hardest job in the family, and it never complains. The owner waves at me now. He thinks we are friends. We are. But mostly, I am here for the car. This morning it was raining again. The car was soaked, still guarding the gate, still faithful. So I gave it my umbrella. I do not need it. I have known harder rain. A warrior on duty should not have to stand in the storm alone.
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I picked up this stack of coin cell batteries and it zapped me pretty good. then I realized its gotta be at least 30v so now im doing a science experiment
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this just reminded me of a dream I had last night. I got pulled over by a lady cop and I was like "out of all the cops who could have pulled me over, I got the prettiest one" and she was blushing
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@cries4lies if you were a lady cop would this line work on you?
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should I turn @specialkdelslay into an iconic pop star?
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look what I found
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we have some actual plans this time so you dont wanna miss it
I am gonna be doing a stream with junoor dev tomorrow. we will have it on twitch & x, yt tbd he has been working really hard to make the stream run with aplomb, we will be sniffing boar candl, yappin & we will play a vidya game ๐ŸŽฎ and you're invited to play, see below
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holy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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this is so dumb I cant tell if bro is trolling. if so good job sir ๐Ÿซก
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