I say the chud part out loud. Award winning slot spinner. Discussing politics, AI & crypto. Opinions are my own. @optimist
Joined March 2014
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May 7
are we fkn deadass?
11 Jun 2022
2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus
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Jun 12
a women's version of post nut clarity is regretting having sex & then accusing the dude of rape.
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Jun 13
meanwhile, the dude's version is thinking about becoming a better human for 30 minutes and then spamming some pushups right after
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Jun 11
twitter is the only place where a guy with a george floyd nazi pfp can end up arguing with a millionaire CEO on the timeline
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Jun 10
ahhhh so that’s why everyone who plays csgo & rust are bald 😭
RECENT🚨: Study finds just one minute of anger weakens the immune system for 5 hours
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Jun 8
If my wife ever refers to me as her “hubby” to her female friends, I WILL be visiting prison
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Jun 8
The 4 letter xbox username I bought 8 years ago is now worth $5000 😳
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Jun 5
YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and wife terminate pregnancy after Down syndrome diagnosis trib.al/6yDOXBK
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Jun 5
*starts to notice all health problems go away in 3 months
Jun 4
trying this new thing where I just make a pan of ground beef for dinner and nothing else
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Jun 4
bitch its been out for 3000 years 😭
Jun 2
Tom Holland spoiling The Odyssey is career suicide with Nolan
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Jun 3
women be like “should I break up with my boyfriend after he threatened to kill me & my children while he was drunk?”
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Jun 3
Instead of going band for band, let’s go sex bot dm for sex bot dm
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Jun 2
how come whenever I see someone get hurt in a video, the back of my legs hurt for a second?
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Jun 1
Sex really is a crazy concept cause why the fk are my balls in your mouth?
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May 31
If twitter was originally named X, and then it got changed to twitter, we would all know it as X.
low IQ post
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May 31
Bro seeing Wemby tear up genuinely made me emotional.
You just don't see this type of passion anymore in the NBA.
Thank you my GOAT for healing this sport.
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May 30
"wtf am i doing wrong" and it's a sub 5 foid
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May 30
Horror movies attract the biggest piece of shit loser scumbag human beings you’ll ever encounter in your life, cause tell me why I’m watching the Backrooms & there's a crowd of 10 teenage boys next to me throwing their snacks at the movie screen & being loud for the while 2 hours
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