Joined October 2023
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Dear parents of 16 year old teens who just finished their GCSES.
They will never have another summer to do bugger all in their lives.
Let them sleep.
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Jun 14
Rosenior was onto something
Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?
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Jun 12
If I was a parent of that child, I'd be fuming. I see that it's a harmless comment from her point but yeah. Tricky one
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Jun 10
Can I get back pain for the 7 years I've been doing it for already?
Jun 9
If you were offered $1 million, but had to wake up at 5:30 AM every single day for the next 30 years, would you actually commit to it?
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Jun 5
Do we not have a clause for first choice if he goes out on loan?
❗️New News:
Sheffield Wednesday and Mansfield Town are looking into the loan signing of Wrexham’s Davis Keillor-Dunn.
The League One clubs see the striker as the man to get them out of League One next season.
#WxmAFC #SWFC #MTFC
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Jun 2
They're blaming Fernando Torres now! 😡
Jun 2
Super El Niño is on its way: Scientists warn there's now an 80% chance the unusual climate pattern will arrive this summer - bringing extreme heat 'nearly EVERYWHERE' trib.al/LFRk9ma
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Jun 1
All about league one but can't get a gaffas name right?
Barnsley Football Club 🔴
Stadium: Oakwell
Manager: David Stendel
Capacity: 24,009
#BarnsleyFC
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Jun 1
I always got told "yank" was short for "yankey danky doodle cunt". I don't know what this adds to the topic but... Yeah.
"Yank" doesn't mean "yankee"
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May 31
How do I get on this shit?
May 30
🚨: Japan trials new drug that regrows human teeth ─ ending dentures and implants forever.
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May 31
why do they do this? They lose then come up with some bullshit statement to make it sound like they did well. They scored and prayed to hold on to a 1-0. You'd have won had it not been for the shit defending...
May 30
How many teams can restrict PSG to 0 goals from open play over 120 minutes?
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May 31
It's 1. It's always 1. It's never not 1. 1 is king
May 30
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?
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May 29
Tell me why I turned on BBC news this morning and first thing I see is fucking Don Robbie from AFTV 😭 great start to day
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May 26
Probably that world war that was happening for years. Massive added air pollution. Factory's working overtime, planes, nukes... all that jazz.
May 25
What caused it to be hot 82 years ago? Unicorn farts?
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May 25
The caveman in me wants to be like "urgh A6 only!" But I'm actually a C4 man nowadays 😭
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May 25
Literally the craziest summer of all time in the UK and that's what people choose to be like lol look it's normal...
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Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering
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May 22
Mario mandzukic was some baller
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Dan retweeted
May 20
Proposed solution.
Millwall v Wrexham, 1 off game
Winner of that plays Middlesbrough
Winner of that plays Hull at Wembley in the Play Off Final 🤷🏻♂️
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