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10 Dec 2023
Undertaker every Friday in the 2000s
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As much as I hate that man in the office, it be CRAZY when you look at someone’s page and EVERY post is about him. Like go outside, find some joy, your life seems miserable:
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The convo about that young lady and her weight is unfortunate cuz yeah, she’s clearly unwell. The thing is, and I hate to be insensitive, but the “you can’t talk about her weight.” Actually I can. It’s not against the law. You can talk about mine. We can talk about it.
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You can think it’s fucked up but you’re a human, who can talk about someone’s weight. Sooooo the constant “she said not to talk about her weight” is okay, I get it, but she ain’t gon bang down my door? Insensitive, sure, but everyone can absolutely talk about it
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A kids movie catered to families IS gonna do more than a movie that weirdly enough was catered to 40 year olds when it also should have been catered as family friendly fun and it probably wouldn’t be bombing but what do I know?!?!?
Jun 15
This movie is too good to be bombing and then the Disney live action Moana slop is gonna make a billion dollars
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Which is exactly why I’ve said I like him but we have to pay attention to everything, stop acting like he’s a messiah, he’s a normal person. It’s okay to criticize and push, it’s a rather normal thing and we should be doing it for everyone.
Now that I've observed a respectful 36 hour window after the Knicks world-historic win...
Mamdani is, however, breaking *every* promise he made about the NYPD. 0 moves to disband SRG, end the racist gang database, revitalize CCRB. Worst of all—he's adding 580 cops in the Bronx.
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Yourself or someone like you barely edges out foo fighters cuz goodness what a great album
Which one of these 90s alternative rock albums are you choosing?
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Ya’ll don’t know these people
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Now keep in mind it’s stupid af he’s cool with him but even though he cut cancer research, that man will always have better access to things that we won’t cuz he got money. For some money is the most importsnt thing in the world sadly
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I’ll never understand this when Seth, Becky, Punk, AJ, Sami, so many people are clear they hate that man and still are booked and busy for WWE so it really doesn’t seem to be an issue for anybody except LA knight and when we realize he ain’t that good, you guys can be normal
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Like they do any story they possibly can to justify it and like maybe he’s just a nice mid carder guys.
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Jun 15
Niggas complain about UFC being full blown MAGA now but continue to watch it every event.
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Jun 15
So fuck Juneteenth amirite?!
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Congratulations to the Knicks, but can we have a serious conversation?
A championship parade on the same day as Regents exams feels like a setup. NYC students have worked all year for these tests.
Move the parade to Friday. The city will still celebrate.
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Jun 15
The first season was so “edgy/offensive to be offensive” it almost got the show canceled twenty years ago.
The rest of the seasons are funny but not nearly as crazy as they constantly make it seem.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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This not too bad no lie
Jun 14
63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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Jun 14
As a person who have multiple UK friends they have visited me for a better part of a decade, they’re not dragging it.
The chemicals and salt we got here don’t fucking play, they sometimes crave some stuff that I be confused as shit about.
I feel like the Europeans are kinda dragging it. No way American fast food like In n Out and Raising Canes is some of the best food you’ve ever eaten 😂
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Jun 14
imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships
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Y'all shat on this show but this is the exact conversation 50-something year old women would have if one of their friends started having a pansexual affair.
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I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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