I am responsible for 100 percent of the fast food bags in the trash outside my gym

Joined January 2012
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29 Aug 2018
.@NobelPrize I present this for your consideration
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Dobbe retweeted
Dabo after failing to cover the spread tonight: “Let me tell you about someone who ‘covered a spread’ with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.”
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28 Apr 2023
I even missed a kick in it
Robbie Gould Jersey spotted in the wild
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6 Oct 2022
This is a good deal but I can’t risk stepping on legos
#adidas Adilette Comfort x LEGO® Slides are on sale for $18 shipped Use code ADICLUB at checkout -> bit.ly/3fGhFgJ ad
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28 Nov 2021
Matt Nagy to Oklahoma, per sources
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27 Nov 2021
Is there anything worse than when your wife won't let you use the SEALED jar of gravy you found in the back of the pantry that expired last October?
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10 Sep 2021
Look at these long-ass grapes
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8 Jul 2021
Today I realized triathlon isn’t spelled/pronounced triathalon #TheMoreYouKnow #triathalon
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1 Apr 2021
Oh no, they made the Kars for Kids commercial so much worse #cubs #OpeningDay
26 Feb 2021
*First tweet since October* For lent @FiveGuys needs to re-brand to Five Lads and sell fish and chips.
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3 Oct 2020
The worst part of losing to Tennessee is catching yourself humming Rocky Top for the rest of the day #MIZvsTENN
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13 Aug 2020
Now up for sale in the KC area. $200 OBO
Wow. @dobbe8 just finished making the coolest cornhole set you’ll ever see 🔥🔥🔥
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21 Jul 2020
Last night, I had the wild idea to make my own McRib out of actual meat and I just can't get over it
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23 May 2020
Wearing a mask in public is making me realize that I need to stop smiling at people when they walk by
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Dobbe retweeted
SEC coaches as Spongebob characters, a thread! Nick Saban as Squidward:
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14 May 2020
Our new neighborhood has a concerning amount of ice cream truck traffic
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5 Mar 2020
#SDSMailbag @AdamSpencer4 who has the best SEC Specialty Hot Dog?
Specialty hot dogs at the SEC women’s basketball tournament...
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16 Feb 2020

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3 Feb 2020
I told a guy at the gas station to take the 49ers first half today, so I imagine he's a millionaire now #yourewelcome @caseysgenstore
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