Big narrative guy. #DifferentHere #DirtyWater #NEPats #NHLBruins I’m going to tweet about Ronald Acuña, Vinnie Pasquantino, Devin Williams, etc.
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May 15
Pt 2:
Devin Williams: C-
Logan Webb: D
Spencer Strider: D
Luke Keaschall: D
Ronald Acuña Jr.: D-
Matthew Boyd: D-
Vinnie Pasquantino: D-
Jac Caglianone: D-
Marcus Semien: F
Mike Burrows: F
Noelvi Marte: F
Cody Ponce: F
Yusei Kikuchi: F
May 15
Fantasy grades on key players of mine 25% through the season pt 1:
Ben Rice: A
Matt Olson: A
Kevin McGonigle: A
Riley O’Brien: A-
Kyle Harrison: A-
Josh Jung: B
Bryan Woo: B
Corbin Carroll: B
Kevin Gausman: B-
Noah Schultz: C
Christian Scott: C
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he HANGED himself, and there was no evidence that she was cheating.
Also, he was jewish, so who cares?
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I quintuple dog dare you to guess who he’s facing for the first time this season in fantasy
Dustin May throws his first career shutout.
May vs. Padres:
9 IP
9 K
1 H
1 BB
101 Pitches
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I love Eric Andre, but man this is a very deep valley of WWE modern history
Jacob Fatu DESTROYS Eric Andre again 😭
#WWERAW
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Lmao blue jays fans single-handedly ruining fan voting
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Jun 14
This was peak
Morty lost the most healthy relationship he had because of Jerry’s clumsy ass
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Jun 14
Extremely rare Kalshi W
Jun 14
Most PPG in the NBA Finals among Players drafted in 2018:
32.6 — Jalen Brunson
30.3 — Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
29.2 — Luka Doncic
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Jun 14
I’m happy for this guy if nothing else.
Jun 14
Mike Brown resume:
— 2x Coach of the Year
— 7 Finals appearances
— 4 titles as assistant coach
— 1 title as head coach
— Got Kings to the Playoffs
Hall of Famer.
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Jun 14
Spurs fans acting like they’ll be back. Brother, the CBA doesn’t exclude you
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Jun 14
Great finals performance
Jun 13
Crazy but true:
Stephon Castle is the YOUNGEST player in NBA history to record 400 points, 100 rebounds, and 100 assists in a single postseason 🤯
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Jun 14
Didn’t bro have 5 blocks after the first?
"This is the biggest lesson of my life, as a team there is no better experience than what we just lived."
Wemby is determined to use these NBA Finals as fuel to motivate him and the Spurs 💯
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Jun 14
Man. I hate the De’Aaron Fox slander. He was hurt. He shouldn’t have played. It really sucks. But he shouldn’t have played.
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Jun 14
Please hashem let us never see *him* in the finals again. That was miserable.
Jun 14
“Appreciate y’all…see y’all…never”
Wemby signs off for the last time this season
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Jun 14
Loser
Jun 14
Victor Wembanyama's first playoff run:
23.8 PPG
10.9 RPG
2.7 APG
3.5 BPG
1.0 SPG
Joins Hakeem and Kareem as the only players to average those numbers and reach the Finals.
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Jun 14
Stone cold Steve Austin circa 1998
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Jun 14
It’s crazy how everyone on this team besides Dylan Harper and Devin Vassell are massive fucking losers lmao
Jun 14
Lowest Finals PPG average by a reigning Sixth Man of the Year:
Keldon Johnson - 4.4 PPG
Aaron McKie - 8.0 PPG (in 2001)
Bill Walton - 8.0 PPG (in 1986)
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Jun 14
Knicks win resulting in Luka slander?
Jun 14
…and then there was one.
Has Luka Doncic been passed by his peers?
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Jun 14
Hahahaha fucking WEMBY PACC YOU FUCKING ALL TIME LOSER
Jun 14
Spurs led game 1 by 14 points
Spurs led game 2 by 12 points
Spurs led game 3 by 12 points
Spurs led game 4 by 29 points
Spurs led game 5 by 16 points
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Jun 14
Cmon man
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