Look, no hate, but I just never understood this: if you're gonna goblin-out of the rules of your faith and try and cheat God, why not just find a new faith?!
I don't get it.
I couldn't meet the standards of the Catholic church, so I quit being Catholic. Geez.
This behavior at least helps explain why so many Jews become lawyers. If you can find loopholes in God’s commandments, you’ll probably be pretty good at finding legal loopholes too.