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18 Oct 2025
Never gets old
18 Oct 2025
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door.
Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
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My friends are at the bar. I left when I saw the trains across the street. I can see why indians are so attracted to these things. Pretty friggin sweet
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Ran a new drill today called punch a staple through your trigger finger and bleed all over your gun.
Name needs a little work
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Jun 13
You mean the foreign e-hoor is a shitty person who does anything for attention??
Shocker.
Jun 12
So just because he's older he can't go out and have fun? He’s literally just minding his own business and you do this to try and embarrass him for it? Shame on you. You too will be older one day and I hope by then you learn the difference between "their" and “there”.
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Jun 13
I built this gun with parts I ordered off the internet.
This gun is only legal in Texas and Florida.
That's a binary blade trigger. Costs $500 for just the trigger.
It can shoot faster than full auto.
That's why its only legal in Texas and Florida.
Jun 11
I built this gun with parts I ordered off the internet.
This gun is only legal in Texas and Florida.
That's a binary blade trigger. Costs $500 for just the trigger.
It can shoot faster than full auto.
That's why its only legal in Texas and Florida.
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Jun 12
Today I learned the wealthy used to flex on each other by depicting their livestock as impossibly obese in paintings.
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Jun 12
This rifle is so gay & retarded it’s just a question of how long Army tries to keep it viable before abandoning it for another slightly upgraded M4.
Jun 12
米陸軍、M7ライフル/M8カービン用とみられる「ハンドガード補強具」をNSN登録。SIG純正のアリサカクランプか (画像はアリサカ製のもの)
NSN 1005-01-738-4871 (2026/05/14)
6.8 Millimeter Rifle, Handguard Stiffener Assembly
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Jun 12
Once again - I’ve been saying this for years
🚨 Right-wing “tradwife” influencer Sarah Stock has officially quit politics after cheating on her husband.
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Jun 12
Shit you’d buy because REI was having a 15% off sale (derogatory)
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Jun 12
Redbull is not good. Drinking redbull is a performative male activity.
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Jun 12
Hard pretzels are barbaric. Soft pretzels are the way.
Jun 11
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Jun 12
$70 for this chair & boomers will still claim they spent 2 years homeless eating out of dumpsters to afford the one they bought for $3.99 in 1977
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Jun 11
It just happened again.
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Panda express,
This is the 4th time in 2 weeks you have failed to give me a fortune cookie with my food.
There will not be a 5th time.
@PandaExpress
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Jun 11
And yes, before you ask, obviously she has one.
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Jun 11
Sorry I was late today.
I found this page on the internet full of silly cat videos.
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Jun 11
When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
Jun 10
When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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Jun 11
There’s a goldilocks zone of caffeine intake, somewhere between heart palpitations & cardiac arrest, where you reach transcendence.
Today, I will find it.
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