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Andy H @DoctorCuriosity

When not procrastinating you can find me talking nonsense about books, sports, comedy, politics, wrestling and, somehow, battle rap.

Joined February 2009
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Andy H@DoctorCuriosity
27 Nov 2020
Replying to @EwaSR
I found one in the new Spider-Man game, where I turned into a patio heater for no apparent reason.
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Christ. Came back on here to check something and now pretty much every conversation is just Nazi cunts frothing about the mouth about trans genitals, and fragile white boys pretending that the only racism ever to exist is the terrible hardships they endure being white. Fuck me.
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Petition to stop Man United fans stop singing this shit Ruben Amorim song that they have been doing for the last 20 minutes.
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No Leon!
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Yes Leon!
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Marco Asensio you absolutely beauty. Great couple of results this week for the Mighty Villa 😁
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The refereeing team have been absolutely DESPERATE for Chelsea to win against Villa.
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Oh Celtic. Oh dear.
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Man City first half: no goals conceded. Rico Lewis comes on: three goals conceded. He’s really not even close to good enough to be playing for City at the moment.
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My Final 8 from the @PremierBattle South Academy would be: @Paganthatraplad @SeanyBNorwich @RockdownSteve (Bendtner) The Narrator Grandiose Dynamic Mike The Hoodz Finest Ominous Though there are a couple of others who could have got in. Great showing. North is in trouble!
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7/8 ain’t bad. My prediction game much stronger than my rap game.
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Feels like the refs wanted to even it up on the soft penalties
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Just saying that if you like comedy you should watch this. I have lined up a truly appalling story for you to enjoy.
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Had a great time at @PremierBattle today. Everyone was really supportive and some great showings in the Academy. Thanks very much for letting me try out!
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Managed to go from quietly confident about my @PremierBattle debut tomorrow to absolutely bricking it and being convinced my material is basic and terrible. Oh well, only one way to find out 😎
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That is, by a substantial margin, a worse decision than anything Arsenal have had go against them this season. And arguably the worst decision I have ever seen on a football pitch. #var #avfc
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Bryan’s Gunn@bryansgunn
1 Feb 2025
He makes himself big
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GamrieDon@GamrieDon
30 Jan 2025
Surely one for @bryansgunn ? Every week there’s a keeper out there “making himself big” - how do they do it??? đŸ€·
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I am weirdly looking forwards to making a twat out of myself this Sunday. Come watch!
Premier Battles
@PremierBattle
30 Jan 2025
THIS WEEKEND!! We're live in Manchester & London with the first round of the Academy series! Tickets off sale tomorrow at 10PM premierbattles.club
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What a day to be a Villa fan.
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It’s less than a week until the Academy kicks off, and Doctor Curiosity has heard nothing from his opponent. Undaunted, he hires Detective Curiosity (no relation) to find out about the mysterious J.Afzai It results in what might be a new low in battle rap promotion history.
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Premier Battles
@PremierBattle
22 Jan 2025
We kick off our London Calendar the day after @DontFlop's INXVITABLE, Saturday event at Hoxton Hall. If you're still in London for the weekend or want to keep your battle-rap-filled weekend moving then join us at Engine Rooms for the Academy. Tickets: premierbattles.club
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ArtButMakeItSports
@ArtButSports
26 Jan 2025
Altarpiece of Sant Pere, by Pere Mates, 1500-50
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