- I shit excellence, & more often than not, diarrhea - Brain Surgery & MTBI morphed me into a Golden Girl, minus Blanche's sexy escapades. - I own girl parts.
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22 Jul 2019
Trying to intelligently argue with the extreme left or right is like trying to get a dog shit to undersrand math.
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11 Oct 2025
I had signed up for @SunoMusic app for about 10 mins, when I got notified they were charging me at once for the full yr. I immediately cancelled the subscription. Yet, they are STILL trying to charge my bank the full amount ($324.36)….#Scam @RepJahanaHayes
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11 Oct 2025
I’ve emailed @SunoMusic, only to receive a response that I’d have to email their billing (of which I did). Guess what email doesn’t EXIST? Go on guess…@RepJahanaHayes
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11 Oct 2025
And so you are aware: when you click on billing@suno.com, it apparently REDIRECTS you to an alternate email address. Unacceptable business practices @SunoMusic.
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11 Oct 2025
Thankfully, @WebsterBank is AMAZING and will continue to decline the authorization, recognizing @SunoMusic is a complete scam. I was willing to pay monthly, but I’ll move on from this harassment. @SunoMusic has tried to charge my account 5 times today🤬
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Laying the gloves down 🫡
[ #UFC318 | @DustinPoirier ]
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3 Jul 2025
The irony of the GAYEST song ever created playing in the background of Mike Johnson’s douche gang signing the big piece of shit bill is not lost.
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3 Jul 2025
Mike Johnson gives me the worst case of douche vibes I’ve ever encountered…I know a convicted sex offender.
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HayesEl Buttorworf retweeted
22 Jun 2025
MAGA cattle call..
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20 Mar 2025
The orange president just pointed out all predominantly white, upper class counties in NY as “successful”.
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20 Mar 2025
PS- States do run their own education. MAGGOTS need to educate themselves.
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14 Feb 2025
Watching the confirmation hearing for McMahon. Thank you @Tom_Tuberville, for literally demonstrating you don’t know 💩 about teaching.
In one sentence, you said teachers don’t teach reading the same…then cited you not understanding common core math as the evidence.
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17 Nov 2024
It’s been an absolute pleasure being a part of your journey, @stipemiocic. You’ll always be my students’ champ.#KingsburySupporterOG
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11 Sep 2024
Somewhere, Scott Baio is shrugging his shoulders, wondering what the big deal is regarding Taylor Swift endorsing Harris.
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HayesEl Buttorworf retweeted
11 Sep 2024
He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.
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11 Sep 2024
I’ve all most got BINGO.
I just need Trump with, “Immigrants are eating the executed 9 month abortions for dessert” to win.
#Debate2024 #DebateNight2024 #DebateNightBingo
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11 Sep 2024
My dogs have inside sources and have both confirmed:
No dogs were eaten by immigrants.
Back to you, Bob.
#Debate2024 #DebateNight2024
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6 May 2024
I wake up at 5:00am for work. I’m not staying up that late. Bring it then @StopandShop. This is RIDICULOUS.
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17 Jan 2024
I had a pretty amazing dream last night that I met @Pink and she had me flopping around on that trapeze thing of hers…and I don’t even die…of excitement or the trapeze thing
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