I wouldn't dismiss the brown paper envelopes with cash-bungs inside. It literally happened.
It didn't happening in remote, dingy carparks however, but in specific MSPs offices and the one handing the cash out to favoured MSPs ("not to appear anywhere") is none other than "Honest John".
I know this because I witnessed it and recorded it. That evidence was then passed to the investigations unit of the Electoral Commission.
They spent six months examining it and other corrupt practices and concluded it was of such seriousness that they reported it to the serious and organised crime division at, you guessed it, the festering Crown Office, Scotland's prosecutor...
They concluded it was not in the public interest to bring any prosecutions!
The stench has been there for decades.
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I now believe Scotland has an institutional corruption problem.
Maybe not brown envelopes in car parks.
Something more Scottish. More polite. More managerial.
A system where the right people are protected, the wrong questions are buried and the public are treated as thick.