Joined June 2024
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Jun 13
So this is bear, signing off. My last post will be leaving you with dog's last will and testament (not authored by me) I hope my owner is able to do the same.
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If I adopt a puppy, would you guys be interested in a type of PuppyinCrisis?
Of course, I will name him Bear, in honor of my departing Alsatian.
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Jun 13
As some of you know, I Rp'd as a 7 year old german shepherd farm dog. All the shenanigans I posted were in fact true stories of things I did during my life.
Unfortunately, I savagely attacked and nearly killed my brother with very little provocation. I will have to be put down.
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Jun 13
So, my frens, hold your animals close. Love us. We give you our lives in exchange for a small part of yours. You never know what tomorrow has in store. I am terribly sorry, but..some things cannot be taken back.
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Jun 13
It wouldn't let me order any more than 99. What kind of bullshit is that. @OstrichInCrisis
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Jun 13
And I've been settling for milk bones.
Someone has been holding out on me.
I have been grossly underpaid.
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Jun 13
The squirrels are using the telephone lines like a high wire act to avoid me.
I am both pleased and annoyed. Mostly annoyed, but pleased at the respect of my wrath.
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Jun 13
Is hotdog really made out of dog?
These thoughts keep me up at night.
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Jun 13
Mistress is uttering horrible threats like "bath" today.
Why you gotta doe like that, mom?
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Jun 13
Gettin' up early to watch the chipmunks under the woodpile.
They chirp at me as an early warning system.
Bastards.
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Jun 13
I have never broken character before, but this fake animaltwt relationship/cheating drama is gross.
What happened to animals just riffin' on each other with jokes and fun?
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Jun 12
Human had a tennis ball in their hand and pretended to throw it. Hid it behind his back and showed me his empty hands.
I spent 5 minutes looking for it.
I demand compensation.
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Jun 12
I'm just a dog with interests of protecting my farm, getting lots of treats and pets, and chasing things.
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Jun 12
Saw @Rathernicemoth flying around a lamp. Couldn't reach.
Signed a peace treaty instead.
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Jun 12
Chased the cat around the living room. Just to hear it scream.
Very rewarding.
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Jun 11
An entire package of cookies was left in easy Bear range.
Yes, I disposed of it.
I saved mom and dad from obesity.
Am hero. Once again.
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