Toy Poodle living with my human and fursis Jezebel. Jezebel is a cat but I don't hold that against her. We are both proud Majors in the Zombie Squad.
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Oh mine gudness luk wot The Muvver did today! I says it a complete fluke.
🧠Quiz of the Day - Jun 11
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Pals, pals, a burb flied into mine howse but lukily mine Jezebel wos also in the howse & qwik as a flash she jumps on the burb & carries it outside. I finx the Muvver wos very pleesed wiv Jezebel.🤔
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Hello, is that dogline? I has to repawt mine Muvver. She drags me out in the pouring rain this morning & wudnt let me go home until I has walked for a whole half hour. Now I is wet!!!
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Gud luk Mrs Albert @sandraroche1973 .I hopes yous wins yous race
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Today I is very happy we put a tiled roof on mine conservatory
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When The Muvver hears that a parcel is going to be delivered by Evri, she dus a big sigh & says a rood werd. Wots that about pals?
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Ooo luk at these @FredTedOlga . Isn't they great. Fergus, I finks they likes yous.
Me furgot bout dese. Me was in walkies and seen wallyruses me fort dem be bigger if me honest. Hoodad airlifted me so me could say Ello.
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Now I ask you pals. Dus this luk like a doggo that chased his chikins not once, not twice, not even thrice but four times this morning? Surely not!
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The werkmens has put a roof on mine conservatory, so The Muvver says it's no longer a conservatory, it's now a sun room. However I has to repawt that there is no sun in this room.
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Pawrently, I is The Muvvers speshulist boi in the whole wide werld..........Ha, take that hoobruv!
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Pals, I dusnt know who to snoopervise furst. I has werkmens in mine howse, werkmens in mine garden & werkmens on the roof of mine conservatory. I is so confused & the Muvver is putting falling down juice in the fridge for later, so I finx she confused too.
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Albert pal @sandraroche1973. Did yous see yous has been promoted to Corporal in Zombie Squad?
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Morning everypaw. When yous lives in a small village a pawtrol that shud take about an hour usually takes an hour & half cos everyone stops to say good morning & chat. I likes this very muchness cos I gets lots of tickles.
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Muvver, tell the teecher to hurry up, the chilren is waiting for me.
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Stop sitting there doing nofing yous lazy Muvver. I need tickles NOW!!!
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I just need to go back outside Muvver. I absolutely promise not to bring any more fevvers or bits of peasant into the house. "Crosses paws behind back & sniggers"
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Apparently, when yous fursis catches a peasnt & brings it into the garden it is not gud manners to grass her up by bringing bits of the peasant into the house. Also pals fevers do not taste gud.
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Wot yous means, yous can't figure out how yous new coffee masheen works? I tells you to stick wiv yous tea & teapot.
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