#1 voted Worlds OK’s shep 2024. I’m just a dog don’t be afraid to say hi! 22, @Mira_bobcat did my PFP! not nsfw but 18 proud owner of @ShepardSupplyCo
Joined June 2024
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Hi there! My names Shep! I’m just a weird dog who lives in Missouri. You’ll often find me being an absolute idiot online, posting coal, or being a nuisance to my friends (who I love dearly)
I also run @ShepardSupplyCo which is my surplus store! (Down at time of writing)
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
I built this gun with parts I ordered off the internet.
This gun is only legal in Texas and Florida.
That's a binary blade trigger. Costs $500 for just the trigger.
It can shoot faster than full auto.
That's why its only legal in Texas and Florida.
Jun 11
I built this gun with parts I ordered off the internet.
This gun is only legal in Texas and Florida.
That's a binary blade trigger. Costs $500 for just the trigger.
It can shoot faster than full auto.
That's why its only legal in Texas and Florida.
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He’s sold!! Thank you to everyone who was willing to retweet and post about this, I’m forever grateful and you guys have no idea the amount of fear this helped lift off my shoulders. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for helping me during all this. Love you all <3
Hey all! Due to some personal reasons I’m putting the boi up for sale :(. He’s not been worn a lot outside of MFF, he’d be cleaned before making his way to you. I wear a size large helmet and it fits me without my glasses! asking 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ shipping
DM for more photos or info!
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One broken ass toe and a almost 5 hour ER visit later and I’m finally almost home, thank you for everyone who reached out it means more then you’ll know <3
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After almost 3 1/2 hours I got the answer, broken toe straight down the center lol but it’s easily fixable!
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Due to some newly found medical debt I’m gonna drop the guy down to a thousand, at this point I’m begging someone to buy him if anyone’s interested shoot me an offer
Hey all! Due to some personal reasons I’m putting the boi up for sale :(. He’s not been worn a lot outside of MFF, he’d be cleaned before making his way to you. I wear a size large helmet and it fits me without my glasses! asking 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ shipping
DM for more photos or info!
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Jun 13
Pissing in the middle of the night and hearing the very distinct sound of piss hitting tile and not toilet water
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Had to wait an hour and a half for my x-ray, I came outta my room to ask about it and I guess they were just waiting for the nurse to bring me down for over an hour? Got the X-ray done with tho so now it’s time to wait for someone to tell me if I broke something or not
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Fun fact when you break a toe a lot of nurses come to see you because they wanna see how dumb you are (I think)
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Gooning in the uk is gonna be like a fuckin payday 2 heist
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BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.
Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.
The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.
That means:
• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed
All directly on your phone.
Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.
Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.
In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.
Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.
Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Jun 13
The Day We Met: Chapter 5, Page 1
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Jun 12
OK... take my money
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Jun 11
What having a wolf bf is like btw
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Jun 10
Hey everyone the boy is still for sale! Please let me know if you or anyone you know is interested!
Hey all! Due to some personal reasons I’m putting the boi up for sale :(. He’s not been worn a lot outside of MFF, he’d be cleaned before making his way to you. I wear a size large helmet and it fits me without my glasses! asking 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ shipping
DM for more photos or info!
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Jun 11
Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine
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SchizoDogWithGun retweeted
Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.
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Jun 11
Anyone have any info on whether or not you’d still need to engrave your SBR’s as of right now? Can’t find much good info on any of this since it was posted
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