Passing the time being wrong about football. Full blown @westernbulldogs nuff, "so-called supporter" and eternal pessimist.

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Ain’t no way the Dogs played as poorly as they did and were only a couple of points off on xScore.
#AFLDogsCrows Final xScores: WB 63 from expected 80.7 ( 1 rushed) ADEL 118 from expected 82.5 ( 3 rushed)
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Surprised to see Heeney on the left. 😏
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Heeney puts the Swans in front with the snap on the left 🤩 #AFLPowerSwans
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Very good that umps says a completely unnecessary phrase before saying “play on” that uses the exact same word as “play on” Why do they say “move it on”? Just shush up until “play on”.
"I thought I heard 'move it on'." "I don't think he said 'play on', though." A tough 50m penalty against Port debutant Xavier Bamert. 📺 Watch #AFLPowerSwans on Ch.504 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/4oqYkPL ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/4xJIWCH 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/4vb0cir
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Why do the Fox commentators keep saying “top spot” and “sharing top spot”?
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They’ll finish top 2, but I remain completely unconvinced by this Swans side.
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This smells like they know Libba is retiring. Treloar will definitely be gone, but wouldn’t be on much this year.
The Dogs have ample salary cap room. CEO Ameet Bains telling @7NewsMelbourne the Dogs can bring in Zak Butters (think $1.8m a year ballpark) and another top target to bolster the defence. Have lost Jamarra Ugle-Hagan, Jack Macrae, Caleb Daniel and Bailey Smith last two years
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AFL is very bad at communicating its rules to fans. Restricted Free Agents become regular uncontracted players if their club matches an offer and the player declines it. Regular uncontracted players are not worth as much as contracted players as the player can walk to the PSD.
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The byes are the dumbest. 6/7 games this round feature a team who hasn’t had their bye vs a team who has. That’s actually hard to do. Some teams bye after 11 games, others, 15. Midseason bye coming at rnd 16 of a 24 round season is also dumb. 1 split round is all you need.
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Really not looking forward to next Sunday against the Saints.
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Been shallow entries all night and still, the forwards aren’t playing in front. Does anyone coach during the game?
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0 things going right. It’s like they tried having the half-time bongs at the start of the game and topped up at each quarter.
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Umps are just being dicks.
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I’d make squillions.
If in the last 2 mins of every quarter I put $100 on next goal to the opposition, I'd be able to retire by the end of the year.
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Even when they get a turnover, they’re the ones panicking. Mentally shot.
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Not allowed to tackle I guess.
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14 games in to the season and this stupid bunch of dickheads have allowed me to enjoy watching exactly 1 game.
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I liked it better when we could blame it on all the injuries. I’d pay $2000 a month for a subscription that was just the opposition coaches explaining how they thwarted Bevo and how much fun they had.
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I’d be a millionaire, I swear to god.
If in the last 2 mins of every quarter I put $100 on next goal to the opposition, I'd be able to retire by the end of the year.
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Dogs going out of their way to prove that there aren’t 10 teams in a season that deserve to play finals. 🫡
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11 scores from 16 inside 50s is a big yikes.
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