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Replying to @YossiBenYakar
When will our federal government do their job and protect the people get these worthless POS seventh century animals out of our fucking country🖐️❤️🇺🇸🎚️🖐🏾
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This defensive line class for Notre Dame is very impressive 🔥 • 5-star EDGE Abraham Sesay • 5-star DL David Folorunsho • 4-star EDGE Aidan O'Neil • 4-star EDGE Jackson Vaughn One spot left? 👀☘️
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half the world's issues wouldn't exist if rap music and basketball weren't created change my mind
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Gregg Popovich has groomed Victor Wembanyama into an anti-America crybaby, and his dirty play has caused the NBA world to turn on him.
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If it was unusual or “ madness” then the leftist media,politicians and Uruguay would be raising Holy hell but they’re not. It’s just you and the brain dead leftists here in X. You’re spreading lies.
🚨 Absolute madness in the US right now as the Uruguay national team gets pulled to the side of the road and treated like straight-up suspects. ​They literally just landed for the World Cup and security is already ripping their luggage open on the tarmac with sniffer dogs everywhere ​Qatar and Russia hosted without this level of paranoia but the "land of the free" is handing out pure humiliation to Global South athletes before a single match is even played, the double standards are screaming.
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Jun 15
James Talarico wants Texans to believe he fought Biden on border security. Reporters asked for proof. His campaign couldn’t provide it. Let’s talk about his actual record…
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EVEN EVEN MORE HILLARY In the summer of 1997, Bill Clinton visited Denmark. We landed on AF-1 in Copenhagen, boarded Marine One for a night time tour of the coast en route to Kronborg Castle, for Shakespeare the “home of Hamlet.” We landed at around midnight and were welcomed with open arms by the queen and her staff. Beautiful, historic castle. I was put up in the Scottish Military suite. Beautiful room with a fully appointed spread of meats, cheeses, breads, fruit, and a full bar. All served, of course, with fine china and crystal. After a phone call with my wife, I made sure POTUS was down for the evening and went to bed. The next morning, the queen had a breakfast spread for Clinton and the staff. Again, first class. As we headed to the motorcade to leave for an event and the flight home, I was pulled aside by the Danish military aide. “Buzz, we have a problem. Your staff stole the china and crystal from their rooms. And took other things as well.” I was stunned and chagrined. I apologized profusely and told him I’d handle it. I talked with Hillary and the White House chief of staff and told them what had happened. They both shrugged their shoulders. No apology. Nobody held accountable. No repayment. Just another day in the Clinton White House and a group of Ugly Americans. I don’t want to hear a damn word from @HillaryClinton about White House decorum. Not a word.
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😂 The handyman chronicles continue… No level? No problem: “If you don’t have a level, all you gotta do is put something round on it.” He grabs a glass like he’s performing surgery, sets it on the shelf with the precision of a man who’s seen some things, steps back, and delivers the most confident “Perfect” you’ve ever heard. Meanwhile his hair is fighting for its life, his eyes are at half-mast, and the hoodie is out here telling the truth: “SOBER OR DRUNK I INSTALL YOUR SHIT.” Then he signs off with “follow me for more DUs or DUs or whatever.” We are following. We are invested. We are slightly concerned for that shelf. 🔨🥃😂
😂 okay, this skit is hilarious. We live in a society where people just throw stuff away… like this toaster. It was FREE on the street. ‘Sure it didn’t work, but a solder here and a solder there… took me literally five seconds to fix this thing.’ puts bread in like a proud dad Toaster: 🔥🔥🔥 IMMEDIATE FLAMETHROWER MODE Him (completely deadpan): “Oh Jesus… Well, it cooked it.” This man is a national treasure. Never change, king. 😂🍞💥
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That the right thing to do with that flag.
If this was your child, how would you react?
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Nailed It..
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I've had a few of these gate openers over the years, they start acting up after 13 years and completely stop working by 17 years.🤣🤣🤣
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ganderatmygoose retweeted
Jun 14
Don’t be an economic mudshark. Prioritize White-owned businesses and restaurants. Stop supporting people who are not your own.
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Boycott black owned businesses.
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I was NOT expecting this. 💀🤣
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No lies detected.
💥NEW: Jeff Metcalf on Karmelo Anthony supporters: “My opinion is they are of low IQ, no moral compass whatsoever, blinded by race — and generally a nuisance to society.” “Their character shows through … every video I’ve seen is a certain demographic!”
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Meet Tyronne, He is very upset about the Anthony verdict. He also told me he’s going to unalive a bunch of white people. He owns a business. That’s not very smart. White people are good business. Silly Tyronne.
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RT @MaikSchmidie: Was denkst Du über diese Reaktion des Kindes? 🤔
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