😂 The handyman chronicles continue…
No level? No problem:
“If you don’t have a level, all you gotta do is put something round on it.”
He grabs a glass like he’s performing surgery, sets it on the shelf with the precision of a man who’s seen some things, steps back, and delivers the most confident “Perfect” you’ve ever heard.
Meanwhile his hair is fighting for its life, his eyes are at half-mast, and the hoodie is out here telling the truth:
“SOBER OR DRUNK I INSTALL YOUR SHIT.”
Then he signs off with “follow me for more DUs or DUs or whatever.”
We are following. We are invested. We are slightly concerned for that shelf. 🔨🥃😂
😂 okay, this skit is hilarious.
We live in a society where people just throw stuff away… like this toaster.
It was FREE on the street.
‘Sure it didn’t work, but a solder here and a solder there… took me literally five seconds to fix this thing.’ puts bread in like a proud dad
Toaster: 🔥🔥🔥 IMMEDIATE FLAMETHROWER MODE
Him (completely deadpan): “Oh Jesus… Well, it cooked it.”
This man is a national treasure. Never change, king. 😂🍞💥