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Joined January 2020
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I’ve now visited a Swedish candy store in LA and Newport Beach that have the exact same model of self-serve Swedish candy staffed entirely by high school girls
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My friend sent me my photo from our preschool yearbook and I’m wearing some kind of pirate overcoat. Incredible style and energy.
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If anyone needs me I’ll be doing an aristocratic three hour low intensity track workout
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It’s amazing how discombobulated and hungry you awake up the morning after taking cypro
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Jun 12
“Cover Me Up” would not leave a dry eye in the house, including my own
Jun 12
Which Morgan Wallen song would you like me to perform in karaoke?
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Jun 12
Which Morgan Wallen song would you like me to perform in karaoke?
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Jun 11
Staying in the office all the way until 4:30 on a Thursday… that’s why they pay me the big bucks 😏
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Jun 11
When I was a freshman in high school I absolutely bombed a US geography test and decided to make it a running bit for the rest of my life to never learn east coast geography. Today I looked at a map and was genuinely amazed to learn that Ohio shares a border with Pennsylvania
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Jun 10
We have Naval dolphins why don't we have Marine cheetahs or Army jaguars? Seems like they would be good.
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Jun 10
Apparently I can’t own a mink in California. Tired of this oppressive communist government
This is a mink. Most people never see or hear about them because millions are bred on fur farms, where they spend their lives in cages before being killed for their fur... 😔
Community note
This is a sable, which is a species of marten. The video originates from the russian_sable Instagram account.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable
instagram.com/p/B3eRi-EnTGD
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Jun 10
Helen, Jason, Patroclus (Patrick), and Hector seem to be the only names from the Iliad that are still used today, and Hector is used exclusively by Mexicans.
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Jun 10
What's a good way to celebrate summer solstice (besides orgy)?
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Don Perfecto retweeted
RW posters be like my dream job is being a really hot guy
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Jun 8
Giving rides to and from the airport is a very important part of white culture. For us it’s a form of ceremonial generosity.
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