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My mate wasn’t allowed his England flag in the ground last night because it had a submarine printed on it. This guys allowed in with a massive bag of white powder which he used to summon some type of injury time levelling demon!
Ghana were struggling with Panama, camera cut to this fella who started doing rituals in the middle of the stadium... They ended up scoring a 95th minute winner.
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Inglaterra - Croácia nem parece o mesmo desporto do Portugal - Congo
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O Som ambiente da SIC também está adiantado por aí?
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John McGinn after Fabrizio Romano somehow got his name wrong 😂😂😂
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Jun 9
Depois de Pembridge e Saunders,
🚨 Harry Wilson to Benfica? 🇬🇧➡️🇵🇹 Negotiations are advancing as the Welsh international edges closer to leaving Fulham upon the expiry of his contract. Benfica are pushing to complete the deal, with a reunion with Marco Silva potentially playing a key role. ⏳🦅 #Benfica #Fulham
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May 18
só há uma decisão certa, @SLBenfica
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VAR I enthusiastically welcomed it. Was sold on the higher percentage of right decisions so we could all go home knowing football justice had been done and we could concentrate on which player was crap instead. But I was wrong. Woefully and completely wrong. Waiting 5 minutes for a decision to be made alone means the system isn't fit for purpose. Why? Because I sat with TV producers who said everything would be wrapped up in 10-30 seconds. It has literally taken the spontaneous joy from the most important part of the game. A goal. Then, one thing completely blindsided me and many others. Subjectivity. I thought there would be science and a nailed on guarantee of a successfully and universally accepted decision. How wrong we were. Instead, arbitrary lines are drawn that simply can't with any certainty say whether a player is offside or not. So a human in a portacabin, 200 miles away only does what the referee can do, make a best guess. Likewise handballs, dives, any penalty decision to be honest. A subjective decision decided out of stadium allowing an increasingly small and poor refereeing pool a get out of jail free card. Instead of them making a shit decision and owning it, they just pass it on 200 miles away so 3 men in a portacabin can make a shit decision instead. Lunacy. For the love of the game, let's go back to investing in getting more referees, respecting them so that they join the trade and don't feel constantly abused. In short, treat them like rugby referees. Ultimate respect. Then, fuck VAR off, it's ruined the game, made it petty and chaotic, and taken that one ingredient that you simply can't replace, instantaneous joy. As a player and fan I accepted a referee making a bad decision in a game in the same way I accepted fucking up a shot or pass. We're all human. Let's get back to that, humans doing their best, everyone walks away from the ground accepting that and less unrealistic pressure put on officials to be perfect when perfection doesn't exist in any walk of life. VAR stinks. A system designed to help is a massive hindrance and it's about time pundits, fans, players, referees, clubs put pressure on authorities to get rid of it. We only need goal line tech, the rest can and should be refer refereed by humans making their best judgement. A best judgement that was over 98% right( audited fact pre VAR). Enough is enough, fuck it off.
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May 16
Dedicado aos malucos que exigem uma Liga Europa em 26/27
Nas 7 últimas épocas, o 🦅 Benfica só foi uma vez campeão, não conquistou qualquer taça e terminou a Liga no 3.º lugar por 3 vezes
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May 13
Se repetissem este vox pop depois do jogo com o Braga, as respostas não iriam ser diferentes.
Uma pequena amostra de um mar de burros.
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May 11
Devíamos ter prendido o pé frio do Presidente numa cave na Damaia
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💣💥 Adidas 26-27 Away Trefoil Anthem Jackets Leaked [big thanks to @KamilBerberler]: footyheadlines.com/2026/05/a…
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May 10
Onde a coruja dorme.
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Unai Emery is probably going to win the Europa League with Sevilla, Villarreal and Aston Villa. That’s like some kind of Football Manager save goal to succeed with all the teams with “Villa” in.
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Cuando estés triste pensá en la gente que se perdió este partido.
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Mikel Arteta and Diego Simeone shaking their heads in disgust watching this match
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Alguém quer RP para hoje mais vantagens p3 superior #zerolugaresvazios
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france didn't spend €109 billion on AI to build chatbots. they went straight to what actually matters: the crêpebot 3000
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preciso de muita ajuda para fazer um filho de 7 anos muito feliz. um bilhete para o Baile dos Bateu Matou na Casa Capitão no próximo dia 28. Tenho um bilhete, falta-me outro. façam lá isto acontecer p.f.
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