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10 Feb 2022
NEW PAPER DAY! After A LONG TIME in the works, I want to share with you all the VERY 1ST CASE of an avian-style RESPIRATORY INFECTION in a non-avian DINOSAUR! You heard me right readers – AND IT’S IN A #SAUROPOD!
(Ewan Wolff, Matt Wedel, Sophie Dennison, & @WitmerLab)
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Jun 11
"Gladiators" by artist Dustin Van Wechel
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Jun 12
Follow up: Called it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 11
This is - and I mean it 100% - one of the dumbest fuckin things I've ever seen
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Jun 12
I'll die on this scientific hill: If you don't need bs signed authorization to use written information from a paper, you shouldn't need bs signed authorization to use visual information from a paper either (of course proper citation/credit given in both cases is a must...).
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Jun 11
This is - and I mean it 100% - one of the dumbest fuckin things I've ever seen
Scientists and fashion brand Enfin Levé just dropped the world’s first “T. rex leather” bag
A Jurassic Park fantasy come to life. Bidding starts today at $500,000. Absolute madness.
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May 28
BREAKING: Netflix just dropped the first trailer for In the Hand of Dante, featuring Oscar Isaac, Jason Momoa, Al Pacino and Martin Scorsese. This film has been on my radar for such a long time- I can’t believe we’re finally getting the release on June 24th. This looks excellent.
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May 21
A true pilgrimage to paleo Mecca. This is *THE* type locality of the Morrison Formation. I laughed. I cried. I prayed to the Old Gods (Marsh, Cope, Hatcher, Gilmore, Lull, & Mook) for Morrison success, & I may have left an offering. Thanks to Amy Atwater for this opportunity!!!!
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May 15
No American should be comfortable with the President of the United States accusing a reporter of treason for critical reporting.
May 15
Trump to NYT's David Sanger: "I had a total military victory. But the fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. We had a total military victory. I actually think it's sort of treasonous what you write. You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."
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May 11
JUST IN: The Trump admin was hit with a lawsuit this morning for painting the Reflecting Pool blue.
The Cultural Landscape Foundation claims the admin violated federal laws by altering the historic site without first having its plans reviewed. huffpost.com/entry/latest-ne…
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May 11
Mid eighties with clouds of mosquitoes *IN MAY* was not on my Montana bingo card....
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Apr 30
This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes 🤣 Although asking if someone thinks Brontosaurus was a real dinosaur is really a better first date question.
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Apr 24
I need *your* help with a project I'm working on!
There are many dog-related sayings in English (ex "every dog has its day") If you know of other dog-isms, please let me know, and 2) What I'm really looking for: dog-related sayings in other languages & their meanings!
Thanks!
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Apr 21
George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.
Breaking news: The military will no longer require U.S. troops to receive the annual flu vaccine, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said, rolling back what he described as “overreaching mandates that only weaken our war-fighting capabilities.” wapo.st/4dZY8UL
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Apr 13
I think *THIS* is the fastest growing and most dangerous aspect of fossil commerce: fossils as alternative investments. The # of vaults I've been in that were lined with art, wine, hardwood, classic toys, & dinos. Who cares what it is - buy cheap today, sell high tomorrow 😪
Apr 12
Logan Paul says he’d rather invest in dinosaurs than the stock market
“my prized possession is a Triceratops skull I bought it for 500k what’s it valued at now probably 1 million”
“the fuck am I gonna do with the stock when I see that skull it puts my humanity in perspective”
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Apr 12
visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.
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Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance
Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors
MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!
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