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Doug Hamilton @DougDoesCalgary

Old time Alberta ethics. Christian fundamentals. follow if the oil patch put food on your table....poet and I didnt even know it #yyc

Joined December 2015
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Havent been writing havent been online. #drinklocal think local
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Tryin to find a workout partner in #YYC is like tryin to flag a cab in downtown of #YYC IMPOSSIBLE. Wanna life weights with a cutie #hitmeup
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Nothing is going on today in the life of Doug My poems are in the trash my feet full of Rash wang has blue cheese Talk with me Please
Havin a #HappyNewYear in #YYCCC is alot harder than u think. Drinking a bottle of screech is not what is used to be. #needtoloseweight
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#TeamCanada Alot Like Bill Cosby. Their play will put you to sleep but when game is over you wake up with sore ass hole. #hockey #analogy
Just a bunch of little farts before the big one #earthquake
When my cousin got escorted through a Mexican sewer by a fellow name jesus and popped up a man hole to see cop #AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
Seen a @NHLCanes fan in a bps in balsac Alberta. They don't make em like they used to babey #hockey #nhl #staalbrothers @nhl
Fuck yeah Denny wideman pump that Ryan Kessler pussy baby #nhl #flames @AnaheimDucks Kessler biggest bitch in the league
#herewego im watching the kids play at the rink and im saying #HereWeGoAgain oh baby. Gary Roberts Scores.
RIP LEMMY rock and roll legend from my day. Motorhead was my father and Star Wars was my mom. Swiss Army Knife all i owend. #folloback #cock
#Flames pick up Sam Gagner and ill be pissed. Hes an oil bust threw and threw. Take Shremp OMarra Osullivan and stuff it. Dont need ur oil
Been doing alot of boozing and other stuff over the holidays. Not much time for Twitter but always got time for #Abroads and #ableg baby
Merry fuckin Christmas to all my twitter follers. Drinkin alone again this Christmas. Kerping things #conservative . #drunk #dontfeelbad
Ive seen things on this computer screen that would have jesus rollin in his tomb. They excite me to the point of breakin my pace maker #FYI
cuntry #ABRoads take me home 2 a place i could write more poem about big old titties get me outta this city #HappyHolidays #PeaceOnEarth
#Freedom free to say what i feel. Plus Sized Models helped me seal the deal 10lbs heavy over 10lb too light Battle the wood all night #DOUG
.@DrakeBell one time there was this spider that got a #DUI
#IfIWereARoyal i would make every business have a twerk off and the loser drinks a 26 of @FireballWhisky #realtalk
I need my voice/tweets/poems to be heard #yyc need to know #talent when you see it #poems #selfpromotion #makingadifference #change
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