BA(Hons) MA BA(Psych) PGradDipPsych DPsych. Senior Lecturer. Researching childfree/childless for my PhD (yes, a second doctorate!). Chocolate is a food group.
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16 Apr 2014
My 20yo just said "That's too much chocolate". Is that even a thing?
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2 Apr 2024
So I have managed to get the word “rooted” into my thesis. Yes, I can almost hear @Spanners_cat giggling like a seven year old boy. I’m currently working in my three favourite words (discombobulating, brouhaha, hoi polloi) and I might get a Rick roll in. Now taking suggestions.
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1 Apr 2024
There’s a car ad that includes a child jumping about with a basketball doing fake passes and goal shots. I have nfi what this has to do with the car and I just want to scream “Sit. Down” at the kid.
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1 Apr 2024
Tomorrow my Ms30 is coming over and we are doing some errands together. I have just realised that one of our tasks takes us about 150m from the cannoli shop. Surely this is a message from the universe?
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28 Mar 2024
Eddie is staring with some alarm at his tail. I keep telling him that it is his own tail. Same one he’s had for five years but he is scared of it…..
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28 Mar 2024
This SEEMED like a good idea. A lamington donut, how could it be wrong? Dunno, but it IS wrong. It tastes weird. Do not recommend.
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28 Mar 2024
Today is my big sister’s 70th birthday. She’s not on this platform but I want to spread the love. That’s her and me on the right of this photo - she’s the big and I’m the little. Always has my back. She says it’s her job to have my back, but it helps that she loves me. 😀🥰
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28 Mar 2024
Anyway, happy birthday Hed. You are the bestest big sister I could ever have. I will love you forever.
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16 Mar 2024
Okay, it’s 4.40am and there’s a kerfuffle in the street. A man is yelling “come ON, Brutus”, someone a street over is shouting something indiscernible, and the party ducks and bok boks are going off….. Let’s Sunday, I guess 💃💃💃
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13 Mar 2024
Seems everyone needs some baby Chonka in their lives, so here’s another one from the vault. That brown puppy was a terror, hey? 😂
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11 Mar 2024
I don’t know who needs to see this but baby Chonka says hello
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11 Mar 2024
I’ve decided that the best thing is for me to give up chocolate.
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11 Mar 2024
Poor Mr25 has been to the dentist and had a tooth extracted and now he be man-sad.
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11 Mar 2024
In today’s episode of Smart People Do Dumb Things, I saw something moving in my peripheral vision so I stomped on it really hard with my left foot, and now the toes on my right foot really hurt!
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11 Mar 2024
Good morning! I see it’s March 11, my MsAlmost30’s due date. Ha ha, you’ll love this story #DrBronTales So, yeah, MsAlmost30 was due this day 30 years ago (obviously). BUT, around 7 months pregnant, I asked my obstetrician if he would induce me on March 19 if I was still intact.
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11 Mar 2024
Secretary: Saturday??? You NEVER do inductions on a Saturday! Him: Yes, but it appears that Mrs Harman is having her baby on March 19.
It was almost like the baby and I had an agreement. She would stay there until I told her that it was time and then she could come out whenever
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11 Mar 2024
It was a two hour labour. But it was March 19!
Side note: Daughter asked me recently how mad would I have been if she was born on March 18? Ohhhhhhh, I would have been SO mad! 😂
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