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Not at all. We are better off making spinning colonies orbiting the moons of Saturn. Unlimited resources in a low-radiation mini-solar-system.
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The left won. The world's richest man is an electric vehicle manufacturer who is decarbonising the atmosphere while helping quadriplegics, restoring space travel, and making the internet and freedom of speech widely available across the globe. Unfortunately most of the people who identified as "left" were simply pathological grief merchants with oppositional defiance disorder. They build nothing. They stand for nothing.
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Replying to @bryan_johnson
Also keeps you from rolling out of bed. Safety first.
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EU space program ridiculing SpaceX in 2013.
Today feels like a good day to reshare this clip of Ariane Aerospace’s CEO calling SpaceX’s reusability plans “a dream”
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Year 2026$ Entrepreneur 2026 1T Elon Musk 1998 100B Bill Gates 1913 10B John D Rockefeller 1877 1B Cornelius Vanderbilt 1831 100M Stephen Girard 1799 10M Elias Hasket Derby
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Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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All that toxic masculinity on display again… Fantastic video. Kudos.

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A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave
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Replying to @FredLambert
Fred, find a hobby. SpaceX is closer to making humanity multi-planetary than you are to making a constructive point.
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The "alien uber" hypothesis. Hear me out on this... For UAP stories where exotic craft seem to operate alongside totally conventional helicopters, trucks, and armed personnel, the cleanest explanation is not that humans secretly built antigravity craft, or that aliens need human help moving bodies or cargo. Both of these are too hard to swallow. True mastery should have left enormous technological spillover, while a physically present NHI with exotic craft should not need helicopters, trucks, Marines, or security contractors to do its errands. A more coherent possibility is that a small human faction has learned to access pre-existing non-human infrastructure: a black-box planetary transport system they can summon and use, but not understand, reproduce, or fully control. That would explain the crafts exotic performance, the ordinary vehicles and mercenaries, the extreme secrecy, and the total absence of visible technological spillover. In short: Not secret human antigravity, and not aliens outsourcing logistics to us, but humans squatting on legacy alien logistics.
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I thought about washing them separately so the colors wouldn’t mix… but then I remembered they’re cats, not laundry. 😹🐾
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Do the glasses thing again
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Not at all. We are better off making spinning colonies orbiting the moons of Saturn. Unlimited resources in a low-radiation mini-solar-system.
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Serious nightmare material. WOW.
Norveç'te okyanusu merak eden bir adam, bindiği tekne ile suya açıldığında devasa boyutlarda bir köpek balığı ile karşılaşıyor. Köpek balığına bir tane balık atsa da köpek balığının hedefi, aynı boyutlarda olduğu teknenin üzerindeki insan gibi görünüyor!
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*aposto na bet que vai chover em ambos os lados do gramado* a porra do jogo:
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As if this wasn't funny enough... This MP's name is S-Pineless.
Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.
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THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying. then projects them onto his ceiling in real time when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible but he didn't stop at planes it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software
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imagine if we had LLMs in the 80s...
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How can anyone see this and think AI art isn't real. Credit: trisock
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Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…
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