American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

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