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12 Oct 2025
Gotta love a @lyft "Priority Pickup" at SFO that has been on his way for 40 minutes 🙄🙄
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1 Jun 2025
The fact that the @Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.
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20 Nov 2024
Looking forward to seeing everyone at #AgentforceTour NYC today!
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15 Nov 2024
Fun fact: my username is drewcpu on every platform
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14 Oct 2024
Apparently, after I went to bed last night and turned my TV off, Google TV decided to go binge @CriticalRole all by itself. Maybe @madebygoogle and @YouTube is trying to tell me something? (All of these played while I was asleep and the TV was off)
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I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court
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HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence POLLS: Statistically tied
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30 Sep 2024
Hey @Google, I'm really enjoying my new Pixel Buds Pro 2, but swapping out Assistant for Gemini is a bad idea. I asked Gemini what time is sunset and it lied to me. I asked it what time the hardware store closed and it didn't know. Assistant answered correctly. @GoogleAI 1/2
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30 Sep 2024
I don't need GenAI on my earbuds. I'm not having conversations or researching or brainstorming. I'm asking for objective facts and Gemini can't do that yet. Assistant/Knowledge Graph needs to be a Gemini extension @Google @GoogleAI 2/end
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19 Sep 2024
I am always impressed by #Dreamforce presenters who have to memorize their demo scripts, and now @sunnydalelow is over here diagramming live! Crazy!
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18 Sep 2024
Help me deal with my #Dreamforce FOMO next week!
NY Trailblazers! It's been a bit since our last meeting and not everyone will be too exhausted from #Dreamforce24 to stand upright! Join us for a last-minute Dreamforce recap next Tuesday! trailblazercommunitygroups.c…
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11 Sep 2024
Questions I want Trump to answer: 1) How does he think tariffs work? 2) What is the difference between "Asylum seekers" and people in an insane asylum? 3) Name one case of a baby being executed after birth 4) What does IVF stand for and how does it work?
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11 Sep 2024
I took the @SlackHQ AI persona quiz and discovered that I’m The Superfan. Take the quiz to find out what member of the #AITeam you are and how you contribute to the #FutureOfWork 🚀 ​sfdc.co/slackAIpersonaquiz

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2 Sep 2024
Hi @WagWalking, me and my walkers aren't getting any notifications for messages. Very frustrating that people can't get in touch with me that are trying to take care of my pets!
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28 May 2024
I went to this on NYC and it was phenomenal... even without limericks
Want a day with Einstein? Join me for the #AINOWTour stop in Chicago on Thursday 5/30 to learn the latest about AI and Data and get hands-on with the Einstein 1 Platform. There might be limericks! Registration is FREE: invite.salesforce.com/ainowt… Can't wait to see you there!
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28 May 2024
I wish someone @GoogleAI could explain to me why I can't use the Gemini app on my phone without also letting it replace Assistant? Gemini can't even set reminders and Assistant never tells me to eat rocks.
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27 May 2024
I'm attending the Salesforce Women in Tech Group, Princeton, United States meeting on May 29, 2024! Join me at trailblazercommunitygroups.c…! #TrailblazerCommunity

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25 May 2024
Repping my favorite team at the Mets game today! #TrailblazerCommunity
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