I asked my wife if I was funny and she said I was handsome.
Joined November 2014
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23 Apr 2021
Meowthra
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8 Dec 2020
The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
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4 Dec 2020
Pirates of the Caribbean: Old Man's Lap
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31 Oct 2020
Sean Connery died! This is No Time to Die! Can't he Die Another Day? After all Tomorrow Never Dies. Oh well Live and Let Die that's what I say. You Only Live Twice. Octopussy.
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19 Oct 2020
I'm reading The BFG to my kids. It's filth. Every chapter is named after sex or genitals:
- The Cave
- The Snatch
- The Wonderful Ears
- A Trogglehumper for the Fleshlumpeater
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27 Sep 2020
My teenager just said that buttholes were invented by Edward Butthole in 1967 for sexual arousal, but he accidentally added Chemical X.
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5 Sep 2020
ON THE POLL!
Is this:
A) Amish Tron
B) Strip Clubs in Iceland
C) Where babies come from?
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5 Sep 2020
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Is this sex?
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4 Sep 2020
My favorite campaign ad.
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30 Aug 2020
If you think about it, the Bible is kind of gossipy.
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25 Aug 2020
Running really quickly for short distances is now called T-Mobileing.
25 Aug 2020
I just tried to recycle a waffle fry. I guess I was trying to make a new potato.
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16 Aug 2020
Buster Keaton doing his take on a classic Georges Méliès bit in The Haunted House (1921)
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18 Aug 2020
You win this round, Mexico!
16 Aug 2020
OMG!! Former Mexican President @VicenteFoxQue made this ad trolling Trump so hard. I cant stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂 This type of content would have caused a diplomatic incident in the past, but wow. Just wow. Watch this video. Its AMAZING.
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