Brutal American | Richard Nixon's top guy | Avatar by me
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You mean to tell me Chop Socky Chooks was a real thing I watched at the dentist years ago, not a hallucination caused by fluoride and med gas?
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Trump just guaranteed a landslide loss to Netanyahu in the upcoming elections.
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Guy who insists he’s nothing like a boomer because they were born from 1946 to 1964, and he was born at 12:00:01 AM on January 1st, 1965:
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I love how the intro of this song sounds like a 2010s millennialcore homage to 1980s video game music. But this song is actually from 1976.
youtu.be/MvXfzewXzVI
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Get well soon!
Longtime GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known. cnn.it/49ZmhrC
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The fattest person you know thinks bread is suddenly a problem after tens of thousands of years
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Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier
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“Hi Dad. I don’t need any help, but I just wanted to tell you that I’m about to win $250,000!”
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Community note
This quote attributed to Napoleon is fabricated and does not appear in his writings; he viewed Christianity positively as "the basis of all real civilization." checkyourfact.com/2019/09/26/fac… revolution.chnm.org/d/505
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"Jimmy Carter was a bad president, but a good person!"
Jimmy Carter:
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Acidentaly had too much
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Fox dinner (cheeseburgers and Manischewitz)
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Jimmy Carter was like HI I'M JIMMY CARTER AND I SUCK AND I HATE AMERICA BECAUSE I SUCK
but I can't stay mad at him becaus e he was a peanut and they are cool
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Fox dinner (cheeseburgers and Manischewitz)
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HEARTWARMING: A behind the scenes photo from the production of an upcoming romantic comedy film about a gay man and a lesbian unexpectedly falling in love after meeting at a Pride event in Chicago's Greektown neighborhood.
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