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I like the Supreme Court but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese court every now and then
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Went for the Three Meat Sandwich from Bucc-ee’s Verdict: Class 👌 🤤
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These Scottish lads doing the full American experience at Fenway
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She’s no Lena Dunham
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One of the hottest women in history but Aerosmith is so bad I can’t even look at her
Liv Tyler 1997
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Oh hell yeah
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Wife got a mango dragon fruit refresher from Starbucks she didn’t like, put it in the fridge. I had vodka but no mixer. Modern problems require modern solutions.
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I hope you follow @DrunkRepub 🤣
Here’s the thing: if Elon had blue hair, hated America, and hired based on demographics rather than talent the left would love him. Of course, if Elon had blue hair, hated America, and hired based on demographics rather than talent SpaceX wouldn’t exist.
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Here’s the thing: if Elon had blue hair, hated America, and hired based on demographics rather than talent the left would love him. Of course, if Elon had blue hair, hated America, and hired based on demographics rather than talent SpaceX wouldn’t exist.
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How I feel after grilling hamburgers perfectly for everyone at the cookout
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If Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren want to be billionaires they have to go after trillionaires.
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Made it to my first Buc-ee’s! 🙌 Going in now… 📍 Springfield MO
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"Fauci is a genius! He saved lives! And I sold my Tesla for a Volkswagen [a company literally created by the Nazis] because I couldn't support a Nazi like Elon anymore"
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In this episode of The Alan Sanders Show, we explore the powerful psychological phenomenon known as the Spiral of Silence and how it shapes public discourse. We also break down the latest developments surrounding the Iran Peace Deal, examine the growing troubles facing the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), and discuss a compelling study on invisible scars and their impact on creating a victimhood mentality. From media influence and self-censorship to geopolitical shifts and cultural issues, this episode delivers sharp analysis and thought-provoking insights you won't want to miss. Tune in for honest conversation that cuts through the noise. open.spotify.com/episode/7gQ…
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Riddle me this LA: If it’s illegal for non-citizens to vote, why the Hell does the West LA Library have a display for non citizens that includes a VOTER REGISTRATION specifically for non citizens that allows them to “preregister” to vote. They even have a special section on the registration that allows you to vote ANONYMOUSLY if you don’t feel “safe” putting your address. Gee what could possibly go wrong?! Seems it’s be pretty easy to send in that form and get a ballot even if you legally can’t vote in California and no one would ever know if you do it anonymously and the worst part is…LA has apparently made this “legal” despite it being against federal law. Found at: West Los Angeles Public Library 11360 Santa Monica Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90025 📷: @slicetweetz
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you'd think the left would be more excited about an immigrant success story. weird, huh?
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Exactly who you would expect would write something as stupid as this:
Gifted and Talented, or G&T, programs have long been a perennial subject of debate, particularly in New York City, where it has bedeviled mayors for years. Some parents have already washed their hands of the whole G&T business, refusing to participate in what they view as a corrupt system of segregation. But countless others still place significant stock in the G&T designation and what it offers and are comfortable relying on cognitive testing, should it be required, to determine whether a child qualifies. “When your intelligence is the foundation of your self-perception, failing to achieve feels like soul death,” writes Katie Arnold-Ratliff. But if the limited amount of information we have about gifted kids long-term is any indication, most lead, at best, ordinary lives of modest accomplishment. A 35-year study of 677 gifted children found that by age 50, only 12.3 percent had reached a level of “eminence,” defined as “full professors … Fortune 500 executives … judges and lawyers, leaders in biomedicine, award-winning journalists and writers.” This means 88 percent never did. Arnold-Ratliff digs into the myth of the gifted child, and how our notions of intelligence may be inherently flawed: nymag.visitlink.me/9mc2Wh
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Eminence is incredibly rare, so 12.3% among gifted students is decidedly over-representative. For example, around 0.023% of Americans are full professors at R1 institutions, yet 22 of 677 (3.25%) of gifted students studied eventually held this position (a ~140x fold increase). pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC64…
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A "Hydration Break" for Gwyneth Paltrow at the Asian Sweatshop would involve her tiny workers standing over her, as she lays on table, their tiny hands squeezing natural fiber sponges filled with lemoney juice all upon her unclothed body. Later, siren blasts, "Get Back To Work!".
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Le Soccer to you amigo
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I’m fairly certain this guy has done more for America’s international reputation than any politician has ever accomplished.
Can’t send the lads off to the match on an empty stomach. I hope Europeans like sausages. #NoScotlandNoParty
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I mean, I would've figured assassinating conservatives was pretty much in the gutter. But maybe when Michelle said, "we go high," she meant to sniper nests.
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