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My girl just told me I'm gunna get "chunks of taco" in my face
Chat, is she hitting on me?
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Ayyo, where on the spectrum can a nerd get those antique lighters?
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Me yelling at christmas about an eliete club of kiddie diddlin sex magicians doesn't sound so crazy now, does it, mom?
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She doesn't know I have 72/75 Blueprints in Arc Raiders 🤫
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AI still can't identify songs better than Shazam ever did?
I WANT TO MISQUOTE AND HUM A MELODY AGAIN
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4 Dec 2025
Is there a slur for people with Ozempic face? Asking for a friend.
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24 Nov 2025
My only problem with @ARCRaidersGame is no facial hair. You're telling me every man is clean shaven in a post-apocalyptic world?
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24 Nov 2025
I wonder if there is somebody out there whose entire personality revolves around raisins.
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20 Apr 2025
Everything I thought made me unique is out the window, I now enjoy telling other adults I was born without my wisdom teeth and watching them get angry with me.
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Dual -2 Pair- Wield retweeted
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17 Nov 2024
If another punch came, the dude could have bit off his tongue.
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17 Nov 2024
This is enough to make this man American right?
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Dual -2 Pair- Wield retweeted
5 Nov 2024
The only thing I can guarantee about the election is that the loser will say the winner cheated.
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3 Nov 2024
I don't 'feel old' you 'feel old'
Who else caught the nostalgia giggles?
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2 Nov 2024
I've always had the urge to pocket sand a Khajit with catnip.
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