go ducks, go blazers, nfl football enthusiast with no dedicated team, recruiter, philanthropist, and occasional troll.
Joined November 2021
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8 Nov 2023
They did them dirty mannn. #oregonfootball @oregonfootball
7 Nov 2023
Lincoln Riley needs to stop with this Mickey Mouse bullshit #CryOn 🤦🏻♂️
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Oregon QB Recruits - you aren’t going to start in your freshman years, not even a redshirt freshman year unless you are ELITE. This is college football now.
If desired, go start for a mid team for a year or two (like UCLA, Houston, or something), then transfer in. Be smart.
Jan 15
BREAKING: Oregon QB Bryson Beaver intends to enter the transfer portal. @Clowfb first.
Signed with the Ducks last month.
Story: on3.com/teams/oregon-ducks/n… (FREE)
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Does every Hs QB think they’ll start within 1 year? Lol
BREAKING: Oregon QB Bryson Beaver plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal as a short-term signee, @Clowfb reports.
Beaver was one of the fastest-rising recruits in the 2026 @Rivals player rankings📈
on3.com/college/oregon-ducks…
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Another Klan member identified himself today.
Jan 8
Worst white people list
-Guys who call you “buddy”
-White guys who marry black girls
-The French
-Anyone from New England
-Hillbilly types
-The coastal elite
-Tattoo bald beard combo guys
-Anyone who watches football
-White people who get into yoga
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Found another Klan member
Jan 8
8% white people on the planet and we are still the most feared, and dominant for a reason.
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Found another hell bound fake Christian
Jan 7
Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She is to keep silent
1 Timothy 2:11-12
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Stepping Stone Uw
Jan 7
Washington QB Demond Williams is entering the transfer portal, per a source. He’ll have a do-not-contact tag on his entry.
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Woah….. guess @UW_Football is in trouble.
Jan 7
Washington QB Demond Williams is entering the transfer portal, per a source. He’ll have a do-not-contact tag on his entry.
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Jayyyyyyyy!
They doubted you, 22.
They said you weren’t good enough, 22.
They don’t believe in you, 22.
I believe in you, 22.
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Already making excuses. Bama fans wearing ole miss jerseys this week.
Ty Simpson battled through a very tough 2025 season physically and mentally.
(Check Out his reported injury list)
1. Fractured rib
2. Lower back injury
3. Gastritis
4. Elbow Bursitis
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SEC is no longer a defensive power. NIL has screwed them. Can’t pay players under the table anymore.
Jan 2
Alabama made the conference title game and won a playoff game in year 2 under a new head coach after replacing Nick Saban.
Add in the roster turnover he’s had and the new landscape of CFB. He showed signs of progress in year 2.
It was a success
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Best start packing your bags…
Jan 2
If your team didn’t even make the playoffs, please be quiet
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Still waiting for @TexasTech to show up to the Orange Bowl.
#GoDucks
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12 Dec 2025
Michigan only hired Moore because he’s got all the dirt and blackmail on Michigan during the Harbaugh era.
Now he’s in jail. More to come.
12 Dec 2025
NEW: Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore charged with home invasion and stalking following his alleged "attack" at his mistress's apartment.
The married former coach could face up to six years behind bars.
Moore is accused of breaking into the home of his executive assistant before grabbing knives and threatening to hurt himself.
According to reports, the woman had broken up with her boss, who was fired for the inappropriate relationship, just days prior.
Moore is a married father of three and was making over $5 million a year as Michigan's head coach.
Moore's bond was set on Friday at $25,000. He has been ordered to wear a GPS tracking device.
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30 Nov 2025
Annnnnd this is why nobody drafter Sanders. Bunch of little casual boys crying after one game, all while the offense and play calling has been shit all year.
Bunch of couch coaches all making excuses for a little boy because of his lineage.
30 Nov 2025
kevin stefanski should not have a job tomorrow morning . How are you gonna say we’re giving Shedeur sanders a chance then you don’t let him throw at all
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30 Nov 2025
Turns out that @Lane_Kiffin is in fact, a hoe.
Imagine doing this to the young men in that locker room who slaved away for you all season.
Lane is the same trash he once was while at USC, just with more resources. You should’ve ashamed.
30 Nov 2025
College Football is absolutely wild
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29 Nov 2025
Sark says they deserve the CFP because of their tough non-conference slate, which includes:
• 11-0 Ohio State (loss)
• 3-8 San José State
• 2-9 UTEP
• 2-9 Sam Houston
29 Nov 2025
Steve Sarkisian is lobbying hard for Texas CFP berth
“We got a really good football team. It would be a disservice to our sport if this team’s not a playoff team when we went and scheduled that nonconference game (Ohio State). Because if we’re a 10-2 team that’s not a question.”
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25 Nov 2025
Confidential source state that @oregonfootball measured the PSI of @USC_Athletics football and found it to be SIGNIFICANTLY under NCAA PSI regulations, making the ball easier to catch and throw by USC QBs/WRs.
Investigation incoming.
25 Nov 2025
Honestly say what you want about JaKobi Lane getting penalized on the sidelines for this.
But I stand 💯 behind JaKobi Lane trying to get our ball back.
Some things are worth it for the Cardinal and Gold.
Lane knew these clowns would do exactly this ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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23 Nov 2025
Real time thoughts - had @USC_Athletics successfully blocked @oregonfootball from jointing the BIG10, they’d have another W.
Unfortunately for them the BIG wanted to add a good football team, and usc wasn’t it. Only took usc and ucla for the TV markets.
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